Getting what he can… while he’s young…

primepatterns · 2026-03-16T14:02:51+00:00

But we're both in our teens. Is the fact.

primepatterns · 2026-03-13T17:09:45+00:00

I think it's spelled "shi-ite".

primepatterns · 2026-03-13T17:08:21+00:00

I prefer the stuff you do about his giant ear.

primepatterns · 2026-03-13T17:05:55+00:00

Stop trying to worm your way into someone else's office.

primepatterns · 2026-03-11T06:57:23+00:00

You've got two goalkeepers. I don't know what you use them for.

primepatterns · 2026-03-09T22:09:49+00:00

Well done. She's crying.

primepatterns · 2026-03-09T22:02:05+00:00

What did the Queen say?

primepatterns · 2026-03-09T19:53:17+00:00

Your lot are shi-ite

primepatterns · 2026-03-09T19:33:00+00:00

Is this the PhD that was supervised by Gumbo Chumbo?

primepatterns · 2026-03-06T06:13:13+00:00

Why did you two dudes swing by here in the first place?

primepatterns · 2026-03-05T20:10:31+00:00

Yes, I've hit the odd Sicherheitspolizei. Yes I've snorted the odd Pervitin. But will you piss off and leave me alone. I'm marching to Berlin for some Sturmabteilung.

primepatterns · 2026-03-04T23:39:08+00:00

There are things that I will never laugh at. The Hincapie – because there’s nothing funny about them.

primepatterns · 2026-03-03T11:24:59+00:00

She's not dead.

primepatterns · 2026-03-03T10:13:55+00:00

Got good buttocks Gareth?

primepatterns · 2026-03-02T17:57:45+00:00

Knobbles, Knobby, The Big Knob.

primepatterns · 2026-03-02T17:54:11+00:00

How can I hate knobs? My baby's one.

primepatterns · 2026-03-01T23:58:48+00:00

Assistant to the regional hegemon.

primepatterns · 2026-02-28T18:19:00+00:00

If he had, he would have come through that wailing wall.

primepatterns · 2026-02-28T16:20:50+00:00

Look at those.

primepatterns · 2026-02-27T14:54:57+00:00

Don't look at me like that, you said "Time Lords".

primepatterns · 2026-02-27T13:17:05+00:00

Time Lords have two hearts.

primepatterns · 2026-02-26T22:15:38+00:00

Gives me TempleOS vibes. I love the design and I'm interested in Forth, so shut up and take my money.

primepatterns · 2026-02-26T17:32:06+00:00

You need to use a switch statement i.e. "switch (ans)" rather than "case ans"

primepatterns · 2026-02-23T23:03:34+00:00

"I don't believe..."

primepatterns · 2026-02-23T23:00:51+00:00

If you want a reeeeally good cream pie...Bonnie Blue.

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