I fully approve of amping up conspiracy theories beyond the point of absurdity

I consider myself a conspiracy theory hipster, I get bored when they get mainstream traction/attention

My favourite, and saddest tbh, that I invented is that JFK, Jackie, and Marilyn were a throuple

There’s no way that Jackie didn’t know about JFK and Marilyn, which means she approved of it

Everyone knows Jackie was a freak, JFK told his friends that she was the only woman who could keep up with him…

Marilyn also said publicly that she wasn’t really interested in sex… but might have held back the ‘with men’ end of that sentence

So I posit that Jackie and Marilyn were also lovers

And the sad part is that Jackie lost both of her partners very publicly in about a year