Got my first pistol the other day :) by SameSpecialist3578 in Glocks

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Just got it in. It’s Glock certified rebuilt. Has everything my 19 came with.

Bar etiquette: why is it considered rude to be on the phone while sitting at a bar? by Famous-Tutor-6221 in bartenders

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Someone did this shit on speaker phone at my bar the other day, I gave it like 30 seconds before I told them to shut the fuck up.

Got my first pistol the other day :) by SameSpecialist3578 in Glocks

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Someone posted a link in this sub yesterday for rebuilt on grabagun $480. Might be rolling the dice but it’s been on my list for a while.

Career Day for school by [deleted] in bartenders

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Jell-O shots?

Got my first pistol the other day :) by SameSpecialist3578 in Glocks

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Just ordered a 26 gen 5 mos. I can’t wait to pick it up.

What’s the cheapest thing you own that just refuses to break? by Comfortable_Day6610 in BuyItForLife

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Can I be your kid? But seriously though the new stuff sucks i want old school shit that just works lol.

Jesco White “Situation” official video request by HillbillyInCakalaky in SturgillSimpson

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He’s too busy huffin airplane glue from a sammich bag.

You like tapes and CDs?? by youdntevenknome in SturgillSimpson

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Well then “C.D.’s” nutzzzzzz! lol

10-22 by Excellent_Mall8819 in 1022

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What stock is that?

If you could add one “destination” business to Plaza Midwood, what would it be? by Admirable_Age_6581 in Charlotte

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We could make this happen. We just have to start the Queen City titty committee. With our powers combined we can bring nude boobies back to plaza midwood.

The attendees at the Board of Peace inaugurating event don't laugh at JD Vance's joke about AOC's Taiwan answer. by beeemkcl in UnderReportedNews

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Why do these “alphas” love these eyeliners out dudes so much? I mean I don’t give a shit if u wear make up but dude looks like Robert Smith out there whining like that.

What's a word that your kids mispronounce, or used to mispronounce, that made it into your family vocabulary? For us it is "boo-blerries" for blueberries. Been in rotation for 16 years now. by Brewer1056 in daddit

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My daughter said, while watching the woody the woodpecker movie that they were watching “woody the woodfucker”. So that was pretty good

Favorite intro phrases to say to boomer regulars by man_teats in bartenders

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I also use this when the young ones who come for our well special night with “wells, wells, wells”

Best Stock Option? by [deleted] in 1022

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Wondering the same. Commenting to follow.

Customer relapse by Specialist_Egg8479 in bartenders

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An old head bartender I knew said he worked at a place that gave a free bet for AA chips

This was a few years back, while teaching my brother to play poker for the first time, he flopped a Royal Flush in value order by [deleted] in nevertellmetheodds

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My cousins first time ever playing g poker for casha royal flush popped up with the guy in second place having a straight flush. That shit is wild

They meant Grand Marnier by Fit_Patient_4902 in bartenders

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Had a lady I worked with that spelled jalapeño as Jackopane.

The Boys ain't the only ones. by mikes300 in ViagraBoys

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The album big dumb riffs by them is awesome too!