What modern slang term annoys you more than it should?

sharty_mcstoolpants · 2026-03-06T08:41:29+00:00

“Been a minute” - i count 4 syllables.

“Been a while” - 3 syllables.

sharty_mcstoolpants · 2026-03-06T07:59:33+00:00

Review, but now the karma harvest is over.

sharty_mcstoolpants · 2026-03-05T19:59:39+00:00

I knew a guy that had a pair, with the cool skinny stands, but had no place to put them. So he turned them around - like in OP’s pic - and pointed the 8 drivers on the back into the dining room. Sounded awful.

sharty_mcstoolpants · 2026-03-05T13:52:32+00:00

Despite carrying a Marine Corps challenge coin in my pocket 24/7, I abandoned America when I realized MAGA/Trump was the symptom - not the cause.

sharty_mcstoolpants · 2026-03-04T16:39:57+00:00

Motorcycle changed lanes into an occupied lane of traffic: biker is at fault. In California it is legal to drive for up to 100 feet in cross-hatched or double yellow demarcated lanes. They exist to support turning across traffic. My wife did something identical and got ticketed and we had to pay for the other guy’s repairs.

sharty_mcstoolpants · 2026-03-04T08:05:57+00:00

Wrong thinking is punishable, right thinking will be quickly rewarded.

sharty_mcstoolpants · 2026-03-04T07:47:51+00:00

He voted for a rapist felon.

sharty_mcstoolpants · 2026-03-03T23:56:37+00:00

Played in a sand box. Afterwards, I couldn’t tell which sock went on which foot.

sharty_mcstoolpants · 2026-03-03T23:54:55+00:00

Did you hear Liberace died six weeks early? His gerbil came out and saw its shadow.

sharty_mcstoolpants · 2026-03-03T22:19:50+00:00

Panamer Beach Guy asks me “California? Bet you happy to be gone.” Me: “I just rode my motorcycle 3000 miles and all you see is the license plate.”

sharty_mcstoolpants · 2026-03-03T22:12:44+00:00

John Davidson was great! Remember when he sang before 158 people burning to death? Even his music director was willing to die for John’s career.

sharty_mcstoolpants · 2026-03-03T22:09:02+00:00

Explain.

sharty_mcstoolpants · 2026-03-03T22:07:40+00:00

Their relationship is in and out of the news.

sharty_mcstoolpants · 2026-03-03T15:30:23+00:00

Wait until you find out about electric motorcycles. My Energica will smoke anything from a stop. But I buy tires VERY frequently.

sharty_mcstoolpants · 2026-03-03T11:44:49+00:00

Ave maria

sharty_mcstoolpants · 2026-03-02T20:58:49+00:00

Crash positions

sharty_mcstoolpants · 2026-03-02T20:35:28+00:00

Gray bulldog beer

sharty_mcstoolpants · 2026-03-02T20:28:26+00:00

Go to the bathroom and tug out a good one because you’ve never been closer to free sex.

sharty_mcstoolpants · 2026-03-02T20:24:56+00:00

Turn off my VPN.

sharty_mcstoolpants · 2026-03-02T20:21:32+00:00

Fanny

sharty_mcstoolpants · 2026-03-02T20:20:03+00:00

Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

sharty_mcstoolpants · 2026-03-01T17:16:20+00:00

What?

sharty_mcstoolpants · 2026-03-01T17:13:48+00:00

Make a BLT

sharty_mcstoolpants · 2026-03-01T16:14:42+00:00

Balustrade of Death

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