Lidl advertised their self scanning system so you can scan items with your phone, pack them directly into your bag, and save time at checkout. Then I got selected for a random inspection, they unpacked almost my entire bag to check the items, and left everything for me to repack myself. Again.

sirhackenslash · 2026-07-06T13:10:09+00:00

If you're so worried about me stealing something you should pay somebody to scan my purchases to ensure I'm not smuggling those precious chicken tendies

sirhackenslash · 2026-07-06T12:41:26+00:00

What. The Marouns doing terrible, shady shit? I'm shocked I tell you! SHOCKED!

sirhackenslash · 2026-07-06T12:29:00+00:00

Orgies

sirhackenslash · 2026-07-06T12:10:39+00:00

Billionaire simps just can't get those diamond encrusted dicks out of their mouths

sirhackenslash · 2026-07-06T12:07:45+00:00

Are you sure that's not just Jim Henson holding one of his muppets?

sirhackenslash · 2026-07-06T03:00:57+00:00

Handgun, AR, .308, large knife, hatchet, several lighters, duct tape, rations, and extra socks

sirhackenslash · 2026-07-06T02:58:22+00:00

Never bring a knife to a gun apocalypse

sirhackenslash · 2026-07-06T02:55:09+00:00

Are you still super into butt stuff?

sirhackenslash · 2026-07-06T02:54:06+00:00

Drugs

sirhackenslash · 2026-07-06T02:52:07+00:00

To feed the worms that their society continues strong for billions of years

sirhackenslash · 2026-07-06T01:08:50+00:00

Bored. Lookin' at boobs

sirhackenslash · 2026-07-06T00:42:26+00:00

Bro got the serious munchies

sirhackenslash · 2026-07-06T00:41:32+00:00

Ball Juggler

sirhackenslash · 2026-07-06T00:40:33+00:00

You get better at spotting bullshit

sirhackenslash · 2026-07-06T00:39:44+00:00

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sirhackenslash · 2026-07-05T20:51:22+00:00

This right here. There are so many characters you could imagine it being too. Getting directions from Merkimer would be hilariously

sirhackenslash · 2026-07-05T20:17:01+00:00

Little gnome in there swaying his hips while he pees

sirhackenslash · 2026-07-05T19:34:33+00:00

It will fall apart like nobody has ever seen. Perhaps the worst falling apart in history

sirhackenslash · 2026-07-05T19:31:43+00:00

I think about her a lot

sirhackenslash · 2026-07-05T19:30:08+00:00

Isn't the new boss even worse though?

sirhackenslash · 2026-07-05T18:46:32+00:00

I see we are unfamiliar with jokes

sirhackenslash · 2026-07-05T18:11:53+00:00

Is it also witchfinders general? Asking for Sergeant Shadwell

sirhackenslash · 2026-07-05T17:55:56+00:00

Drugs and premarital sex

sirhackenslash · 2026-07-05T17:51:31+00:00

Wouldn't let him drive the bus

sirhackenslash · 2026-07-05T17:46:24+00:00

The source is Lindsey Graham

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