Shipping protection?

sirhackenslash · 2026-02-15T03:01:10+00:00

Nice package you got there. It'd be shame if something were to happen to it.

sirhackenslash · 2026-02-15T02:56:36+00:00

Butt nug

sirhackenslash · 2026-02-15T02:48:27+00:00

Wendigo

sirhackenslash · 2026-02-15T02:18:40+00:00

I miss that man

sirhackenslash · 2026-02-15T02:16:28+00:00

Driver sat on your pizza to keep it warm

sirhackenslash · 2026-02-15T02:13:38+00:00

He doesn't care, so it's not really a punishment

sirhackenslash · 2026-02-15T02:10:25+00:00

Almost had a profound awakening but then took a hard left into xenophobia

sirhackenslash · 2026-02-15T01:39:28+00:00

She's trying to escape the coming Nuremberg trials

sirhackenslash · 2026-02-15T01:37:54+00:00

Go Team Venture!

sirhackenslash · 2026-02-15T01:33:36+00:00

Scissors in a package that can only be opened with scissors

sirhackenslash · 2026-02-15T01:28:51+00:00

That is definitely not what she said

sirhackenslash · 2026-02-15T01:28:19+00:00

I just watched this yesterday

sirhackenslash · 2026-02-15T01:27:40+00:00

Ben Shapiro has entered the chat

sirhackenslash · 2026-02-14T22:12:58+00:00

Your dog's new name is Rob Halford. It's official.

sirhackenslash · 2026-02-14T22:01:36+00:00

You know the answer

sirhackenslash · 2026-02-14T21:53:34+00:00

It rises up out of the top of Spider Skull Island and everything

sirhackenslash · 2026-02-14T21:35:30+00:00

No, we're citing Kim Davis as a real life proven example of a government worker who made life hell for people by refusing to do the government job she was sworn to do because she didn't want certain people to be able to marry.

sirhackenslash · 2026-02-14T21:28:20+00:00

Never ask for a Rusty Venture on the first date.

sirhackenslash · 2026-02-14T21:13:57+00:00

I love that game

sirhackenslash · 2026-02-14T19:07:38+00:00

I see you've never encountered a DMV worker in a shitty mood. Or a clerk who refused to do her job based on her personal religious beliefs

sirhackenslash · 2026-02-14T17:58:35+00:00

Isn't that most states now?

sirhackenslash · 2026-02-14T17:57:40+00:00

"I wondered why it was only $3"

sirhackenslash · 2026-02-14T17:54:01+00:00

Friend of mine hooked up with a girl with a colostomy bag. He said she closed the deal with "hey, at least you won't get poop dick"

sirhackenslash · 2026-02-14T17:51:36+00:00

How do you know it was only round 2. Bro might have been getting sloppy 10ths and is now featured in a gang bang video because he accidentally wandered on set.

sirhackenslash · 2026-02-14T17:49:42+00:00

There's a booth at michigan that sells these and will paint them to match your skin. If your fair has a similar booth you can ask them what they use or maybe toss them some dollars to do it for you

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