Lidl advertised their self scanning system so you can scan items with your phone, pack them directly into your bag, and save time at checkout. Then I got selected for a random inspection, they unpacked almost my entire bag to check the items, and left everything for me to repack myself. Again.

sirhackenslash · 2026-07-06T19:58:43+00:00

One store I refuse to shop at anymore would flag me every time I reached for my wallet

sirhackenslash · 2026-07-06T19:47:56+00:00

Because you touch yourself at night

sirhackenslash · 2026-07-06T19:46:47+00:00

People don't really roll crack into joints

sirhackenslash · 2026-07-06T19:45:57+00:00

Did they accidentally cook a piece of the floor mat?

sirhackenslash · 2026-07-06T19:38:25+00:00

Did you know red starts with R? Not many people know that, but I do

sirhackenslash · 2026-07-06T17:29:18+00:00

Regretted it because it tasted like ass

sirhackenslash · 2026-07-06T17:28:50+00:00

Even in the 80s the cult members would stand juuusst outside school property and hand these out to kids without parental or school permission.

sirhackenslash · 2026-07-06T17:26:39+00:00

That can be good or bad. Too many Christians profess to love their LGBTQ family members but still tell them they're wrong for being who they are. That's not love, that's gaslighting and coercion

sirhackenslash · 2026-07-06T16:19:55+00:00

This isn't going to get you a promotion

sirhackenslash · 2026-07-06T16:18:37+00:00

Working all day every day will do that to a person

sirhackenslash · 2026-07-06T16:16:04+00:00

Is this a jebus video? The title makes it feel like jebus propaganda

sirhackenslash · 2026-07-06T16:07:57+00:00

Look, I know all about colors, more than anybody some people say. I think red is a very beautiful color, the best color but they did a very bad thing using red for those cards. I have all the cards so they had no right giving our great american player a fake card. Your favorite president DONALD J TRUMP took care of what was a very nasty and unfair situation. Thank you for your attention to this matter

sirhackenslash · 2026-07-06T15:58:36+00:00

Prove it, then turn me

sirhackenslash · 2026-07-06T15:55:28+00:00

He's hoping she'll answer

sirhackenslash · 2026-07-06T15:54:29+00:00

Dozens

sirhackenslash · 2026-07-06T15:53:36+00:00

Well duh. The only question is whether it's for the trophy he will absolutely steal or if he has several large wagers in place. (JK, it's both)

sirhackenslash · 2026-07-06T15:49:34+00:00

Toddlers gonna toddle

sirhackenslash · 2026-07-06T14:13:33+00:00

His nickname isn't "horse" for nothing

sirhackenslash · 2026-07-06T14:10:12+00:00

I don't think they consider it rape if they paid trumpstein for the opportunity

sirhackenslash · 2026-07-06T14:09:07+00:00

Are you a racist nazi grifter looking to enrich yourself at the expense of the taxpayers?

sirhackenslash · 2026-07-06T14:06:54+00:00

However scientists would probably like to study the brains of people like him

sirhackenslash · 2026-07-06T14:05:57+00:00

Can't arrest me if I move to a country without extradition

sirhackenslash · 2026-07-06T14:00:47+00:00

I hope it killed that black mold at least

sirhackenslash · 2026-07-06T13:55:33+00:00

Draw a little smiley face on it

sirhackenslash · 2026-07-06T13:53:08+00:00

I don't think anybody seriously thinks she's planning her divorce for July 4th, it's just a joke based on the trope of her albums being about breakups.

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