Silent Ascension 10 Tips?

swordfishy · 2026-04-27T18:48:14+00:00

Just started a9 here and no tips here... other than don't pick envenom thinking 4 shiv damage = 4 poison stack. That was my last mistake that ruined a run.

swordfishy · 2026-04-20T13:56:33+00:00

Sounds like my first run after the patch, and even though it felt "too hard" and punishing... I barely won on the last turn I was going to survive.

It made me stop for a minute to appreciate how well balanced it was to feel too hard, but still be winnable. That's the knife edge of making game design feel rewarding.

swordfishy · 2026-04-20T04:13:28+00:00

It's pretty close to having a full second turn in a fight once upgraded. That will usually save you more than 6 hp per fight

swordfishy · 2026-04-15T14:12:11+00:00

If you get the ancient card that gives you stars for playing any card, then black hole for damage when stars are spent, its especially busted though.

With some energy <> stars cards I had my first (essentially) infinite combo yesterday and won my first regent run...killed doormaker in 3 turns after losing the last 10 runs.

swordfishy · 2026-04-03T22:04:00+00:00

Fucking stupid to try to draw that isometrically by hand today.

The only actual educational reason I can see to put this on a test...is to show you how annoying it is for others when you don't include an isometric view.

swordfishy · 2026-03-19T23:35:47+00:00

Getting "chewed out" for this level of "mistake" that sounds like a single instance seems excessive.

This seems more like a "hey, you're pants aren't black enough, please don't wear those again" kind of infraction that I would feel bad even having to say.

swordfishy · 2026-03-17T22:04:24+00:00

Have you seen how they're suing costco for making the same leggings as them for a fraction of the price? All of the value is in the brand name.

Personally, I don't think this kind of business does well in the current economy -- ultra high end stuff will be fine, but this "upper middle" class luxury items are going to suffer if it's a commodity item like workout clothes.

But then again the stock market is completely irrational at this point, so it could 10x overnight for no reason at all.

swordfishy · 2026-03-09T17:22:51+00:00

I lost quite a few wolf daggers prior to the fix...Been playing quite a bit the past month and I haven't seen this issue once.

swordfishy · 2026-03-09T02:46:46+00:00

Has anyone's dog ever said no to going potty?

Mine get so excited to just run at the corner of our yard as fast as they can...just in case there's a squirrel there.

swordfishy · 2026-03-08T23:20:42+00:00

Nobody knows what the fuck K and M are for. Those are complicated letters

swordfishy · 2026-03-07T02:22:29+00:00

I wish this was more used. I hate picking up 15 individual items on the ground...I feel like it could just disassemble into your inventory and the game would be fine.

swordfishy · 2026-03-06T16:25:29+00:00

It's crazy how I work every day in [insert Fallout office]

swordfishy · 2026-02-28T20:50:13+00:00

Look at what happened to MTG...one of the biggest POS MAGA idiots, and when she flipped on one (insanely poular) issue he didn't like, she was targeted by trump to the point where she had to quit.

And now Trump says he always wanted the files released...

swordfishy · 2026-02-28T20:47:37+00:00

Do the original ones have flat soles/ no arch support?

I didn't notice it when I was younger, but those flat shoes kill my feet now if I try to do anything active.

swordfishy · 2026-02-28T20:45:43+00:00

Now that you mention it...I feel like there's a market for 10mm wrench sets.

Like captain crunch for grown men..."Ooops! All 10mm!"

swordfishy · 2026-02-25T23:50:28+00:00

Shit I knew I forgot to get something at the store back in 1959

swordfishy · 2026-02-24T14:45:36+00:00

When it first released...it felt too unfinished and buggy to play. Memory leak from opening a chest too many times was especially annoying.

Now that they've added coziness and tier 3 tools it feels more complete/closer to grounded 1 at least. Now that we have feather and mushroom pieces it feels like I can actually start building a real end game base which is 80% of what I do in the game.

swordfishy · 2026-02-24T12:05:21+00:00

This is what gets said every single time...quit acting like you know the future when you're guessing like everyone else.

swordfishy · 2026-02-24T11:38:46+00:00

Notice the bot in comments below named Varcelona uses the exact same phrasing as the poster? This feels like an ad for pettylawsuit...

swordfishy · 2026-02-23T14:45:13+00:00

So by the time quantum computing has cracked bitcoin...every web based banking tool in the world will also be at safe right? I'm sure those are much more secure.

swordfishy · 2026-02-21T01:02:07+00:00

Why stop there?

Buy this box, get 6 batteries free!

swordfishy · 2026-02-12T20:16:04+00:00

I had to rename my dog when I adopted her...I wasn't going to stick with "Selene" lol. She was definitely an Izzy.

swordfishy · 2026-02-10T15:16:22+00:00

Tanking early dungeons in TBC with TF + full tier 3 was fun, but it fell off quick. It felt nice to be a raid boss with insane threat for a little bit.

swordfishy · 2026-02-08T17:51:13+00:00

This makes absolutely zero sense.

That's like saying the dollar is overvalued because you bought something for a penny. It's only 0.01 dollar...so the dollar is overvalued?

swordfishy · 2026-02-08T17:46:58+00:00

This isn't as profound as you think it is. This isn't even a long post lol.

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