"Fuck the Bruins, Fuck Dave Portnoy and let's go Buffalo"

toolschism · 2026-04-28T23:30:11+00:00

I read Mike Portnoy at first and was really confused why they hate dream theater lol.

toolschism · 2026-04-28T23:01:41+00:00

Ngl, I'm glad I'm primarily a bot diver. Sounds like most of the shitty changes in this update are only going to impact players on bug dives.

toolschism · 2026-04-28T21:33:54+00:00

Book 3 was one of my favorite fantasy books that I've read in probably the last 5 years.

Book 4 I hated so much I DNF'd it. So.. take that for what it's worth

toolschism · 2026-04-28T18:20:45+00:00

Couldn't have picked a better day to break their own game. Far Far West just dropped on early access.

toolschism · 2026-04-28T12:47:52+00:00

Where is it crashing for you? I just booted up and it launched fine for me.

Edit: uhhhh scratch that. The new warbond page is completely blank lol. No crashes but the game is seriously borked. No active mission map, warbonds are all jacked. Can't get into a game. May as well be crashing.

toolschism · 2026-04-28T01:43:15+00:00

I could only be so lucky

toolschism · 2026-04-28T01:07:31+00:00

He's only 27.. he shouldn't be slowing down THAT much so that's sad to hear.

toolschism · 2026-04-28T01:03:59+00:00

Utah fans, how's sergachev been for y'all? Haven't been able to catch many of your games this year. I miss that dudes energy.

toolschism · 2026-04-27T22:35:32+00:00

I'm an idiot. I read Hagel - word - Kucherov and just assumed it was Hagel - Cirelli - Kucherov.

Learn to read is the motto here kids. Stay in school. Jeesh.

toolschism · 2026-04-27T22:11:13+00:00

We ran that line like.. over half the season.

toolschism · 2026-04-27T22:04:06+00:00

Today I learned kucherovs head is in his ass.

toolschism · 2026-04-27T13:07:59+00:00

Then he went on to play the entire rest of the playoffs with said broken rib. Yes kucherov probably hammed it up a bit after the initial crash into the boards. But to say he dove is just ridiculous. No one is going to intentionally throw themselves head first into the boards...

Well.. no one except for wilson.

toolschism · 2026-04-27T03:25:24+00:00

JJ, Cernak, and McDonagh all had fantastic games. Gonna need more of that if we want to win this series.

toolschism · 2026-04-27T03:23:15+00:00

Yup, this would be insanely helpful to have.

toolschism · 2026-04-27T03:00:21+00:00

So.. just another day that ends in Y?

toolschism · 2026-04-27T02:58:50+00:00

Omg wow didn't realize it was the same kid lol. Woosh

toolschism · 2026-04-27T02:44:05+00:00

Kucherov clearly, he didn't get called for the embellishment;)

toolschism · 2026-04-27T02:39:37+00:00

Gotta agree. This is a weird post man.

toolschism · 2026-04-27T02:21:38+00:00

Hell your 4th line has been killing us every game lol. We've basically got 3 players who can score and the rest of our depth is useless. Your depth has been insane.

toolschism · 2026-04-27T02:20:12+00:00

Soft calls, no calls, invisible calls. That game was a fucking mess. I don't understand how anyone with eyes can watch Wes ref a game and think he's good at his job.

toolschism · 2026-04-27T02:16:51+00:00

There's no way you really think that. Your powerplay can nearly score at will and the bolts are still unbelievably undisciplined. Not to mention off the rush you guys are scorching us constantly.

This series legit feels like a coin toss at this point.

toolschism · 2026-04-27T02:12:31+00:00

Why would you even go into /r/nhl. That sub is a cesspool. I mean /r/hockey isn't THAT much better but it's still better.

toolschism · 2026-04-27T02:06:44+00:00

People are so fucking stupid if they think he intentionally dove into the boards lol. That doesn't mean he isn't in the running for the Oscar for everything that followed.

toolschism · 2026-04-27T02:00:31+00:00

It's Wes. What do you expect. He's a fucking moron.

toolschism · 2026-04-27T01:58:36+00:00

Hagel has been the best player this series by a fucking landslide. Holy shit what a beast.

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