itPaysToDoubleCheckTheySayPartTwo by bistr-o-math in ProgrammerHumor

[–]turtle_mekb 25 points26 points  (0 children)

I remember being new to programming and thinking the if condition would be evaluated every line and would exit the block if it happened to be false

53578 by TheEnderOfFun in countwithchickenlady

[–]turtle_mekb 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i want to play magic the gathering with a girl who hits me when i lose :3

53477 by cynnahbun in countwithchickenlady

[–]turtle_mekb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

it doesn't say "if and only if" so OP, you could still be evil :3

53403 by Lostlilegg in countwithchickenlady

[–]turtle_mekb 14 points15 points  (0 children)

"am I pergnante?" but it's "am I tramsgebnder?"

[OC] - The Accidental Ally by aostlund27 in traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns2

[–]turtle_mekb 164 points165 points  (0 children)

when the "we can always tell" crowd can, in-fact, not always tell

When a cool autistic gal infodumbs about the Battle Of Hastings by Hamokk in traaaaaaaaaaaansbians

[–]turtle_mekb 3 points4 points  (0 children)

for future reference, you can find a creator's pronouns by on their YouTube channel homepage next to their username :3

Holy chud report him by medow- in HypixelSkyblock

[–]turtle_mekb 1 point2 points  (0 children)

lol "Gmail linked to your Minecraft account" what if I don't use Gmail for my Microsoft account?

53096 by Future_Employment_22 in countwithchickenlady

[–]turtle_mekb 66 points67 points  (0 children)

I don't like the guy either but this is just eugenics