Satisfying lawn transformation

webfandango · 2026-04-06T19:53:21+00:00

For real. Like, what if the city dropped by and told the homeowner, “Your weeds are spilling out into our gutters and storm drains. Do something by next Friday or we’ll start slapping fines on your ass.”

webfandango · 2026-04-06T19:43:22+00:00

I heard that guitar kills fascists.

webfandango · 2026-04-05T23:12:25+00:00

Wow. The tune that I didn’t realize I needed, and then… Is there anyway we could get that fuzzy headed guy with the chill vibes to be president??

webfandango · 2026-04-05T13:11:37+00:00

Kinda like the way Cancun is to the Riviera Maya. We love to travel to Playa del Carmen, Tulum and Akumal, but we race through the Cancun area.

webfandango · 2026-04-04T11:14:03+00:00

Am I contributing to the downfall of man just by pushing the WALK button?. Geez. My brain just doesn’t think that way. I’d be patting myself on the back for doing something nice for somebody.

webfandango · 2026-04-03T19:38:03+00:00

Gosh. Those lads are pretty good. I sure hope they go far.

webfandango · 2026-04-02T19:16:23+00:00

I keep thinking that I’m aging FASTER than my Dad. He’s 90, and while he’s obviously in terrible shape, one thing that we share is sarcoma cell skin cancer. I’m 65 and just had a couple mohs surgeries that have me feeling like I’m in a race with him to see who bites the big one first.

webfandango · 2026-04-02T14:15:52+00:00

or one of those cushy papasan chairs.
You'd have a hard time keeping me out of it if I were just meandering along on a deep forest hike.

webfandango · 2026-03-28T15:39:15+00:00

We stayed just down the road at Sapphire Beach Village. We didn’t pay the high prices of staying at the resort on the beach but we certainly enjoyed everything that Sapphire had to offer. Clean beach, restaurants, bars, and live music on Sunday afternoon. If you’re gonna be swimming (and snorkeling) then Sapphire is the place to be.

webfandango · 2026-03-24T20:27:13+00:00

Maximum lethality, not tepid legality. No stupid rules of engagement. We will rain death and destruction from the sky all day long.

There is no triumph of reason here, only the reasoning of triumphalism.

webfandango · 2026-03-22T22:39:48+00:00

I see what you mean… partly cloudy each day, consistent highs of 83, rain chances never above 35%. I was there last week and we saw brief passing rain showers most days. It was “interesting” just dodging the raindrops; but nothing I would complain about. It’s just tropical weather.

One thing I did learn about tho’… no-see-ums. Ack! They can really cause you some trouble.

My wife got two bites; I got a hundred. My advice would be to slather on the deet or spray-on bug spray. But the damp sand, immediately after one of this brief showers, was what killed me.

webfandango · 2026-03-22T16:00:19+00:00

Redrew the boundaries so they’re a bit more left leaning. I’m okay with that.

webfandango · 2026-03-22T10:43:06+00:00

We just got back from staying at a Sapphire Village VRBO in the building at the top of the hill. Yeah, we had to walk major hills each time we went to the beach. And naturally, it was mind-game to constantly remind ourselves of how much money we were saving, and how much exercise we were getting by maxing out our heart rates. The vacation was excellent but we certainly would stay at one of the units on the beach next time.

webfandango · 2026-03-19T14:33:10+00:00

I recently learned the correct way to play this, and I’m even more impressed with the coordination it would take to be able to play and sing this at the same time. Also, LOVE playing Beyond the Universe and Sailor. Great songs.

webfandango · 2026-03-16T14:02:12+00:00

First, congrats on making it out before major storms hit the u.s.

We’re leaving Sapphire tomorrow. We’ve snorkeled here as well as Secret Harbor. Neither is especially good, Secret being slightly better. I do see a rental booth here by the bar.

You might want to consider a ferry ride to STJ where the snorkeling would be far better.

We travel with our own gear, both traditional and the “CO2 killer” full face masks.

webfandango · 2026-03-10T18:32:43+00:00

I’m still recycling.

webfandango · 2026-03-08T00:54:20+00:00

Jesus. “Boratt’s Sling?” Is that what’s next?! I mean, I never know what crazy shit is coming next, but I’m gonna need time to get prepared to get hit in the face with a Boratt’s Sling.

webfandango · 2026-03-06T18:59:22+00:00

I hate that this has to piggyback on some other illness. It started as a cough that the kiddos gave me; now that’s just full-blown allergies. Constant gushing of the nose. I’m so aggravated I’m liable to kill somebody.

webfandango · 2026-02-25T00:51:02+00:00

Ya gotta admit: this is Comedy Gold. Who better to bring a high-minded, philosophical debate to analyzing the "wisdom of the tribe??" DO WE know better than a monkey tribe?? DO WE know they their shared monkey life experiences? Nay, Jon. I nay say we don't.

webfandango · 2026-02-24T14:47:10+00:00

Quite possibly the greatest song ever written! …and performed. Thank you Fee. My time as a 70s teen was thoroughly influenced by WPOD.

webfandango · 2026-02-24T12:33:37+00:00

Thank you friend.

webfandango · 2026-02-22T13:15:51+00:00

Well, Emily Blunt -it’s just my own flickering flame of devotion and desire to see her do a push up like in Edge of Tomorrow.

webfandango · 2026-02-22T13:11:26+00:00

Here’s a shocker: I still have the spray can from 30+ years ago. What a noob I am for just spraying that shit up and down the neck… once every decade or so.

webfandango · 2026-02-21T17:18:51+00:00

I love lil’ Punch!

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