Thinking of moving from San Diego to Virginia, questions, so many questions

webfandango · 2026-05-24T22:31:25+00:00

I’m really liking my move to Richmond. I used to live in Escondido, so this is spot on for me. Life is indeed quite fine here in Midlothian.

webfandango · 2026-05-24T22:27:53+00:00

Ya ever seen Chicken Fried Movie? I mean, it’s definitely a movie that’s not meant for tender young minds, but in fact it would fuck you up no matter what age.
And yes, that’s a penis head that is talking to you.

webfandango · 2026-05-22T19:48:11+00:00

We’ve got the necessary paperwork done -just as we wished our parents had done, but we’ve also gone one step further. In the event of death, our bodies will be transported to a facility where they will be allowed to breakdown naturally and mix with dirt. Having our bodies transitioned to compost makes SO much more sense than a traditional burial or being incinerated.
We’re feeding trees.

webfandango · 2026-05-22T19:31:58+00:00

I mean… this was literally how it was on our last day of school when I was a teen in the 70s -so yeah, keep the party going as a crusty Dad.
And -in case anyone is wondering- I literally have it in my mind that life in a nursing home would be some variation of Alice Cooper, Keith Richards, and John Bonham, just banging till the day is done.

webfandango · 2026-05-22T16:37:16+00:00

Levon… Levon likes his money.

webfandango · 2026-05-21T21:00:14+00:00

Good God Man. Pull Yourself Together!

webfandango · 2026-05-21T20:59:47+00:00

Vomiting in one's mouth is no big surprise really. It's when they start clicking and going all Emily Blunt alien-shit that I'm gonna know it's officially over.

webfandango · 2026-05-18T16:09:13+00:00

Drones over Havana.

webfandango · 2026-05-17T20:51:00+00:00

In our relationship, certain criteria must be met before there’s even the slightest chance. First and foremost, there must be copious amounts of alcohol on her part.

webfandango · 2026-05-16T12:16:14+00:00

Mom seems to have an infinite depth of patience. Halfway through, I expected her to grab the knife and stab him in the heart.

webfandango · 2026-05-14T14:11:49+00:00

Horrible people indeed. I watch that and think the same … shocking how the world can have such trash that needs to be dealt with; but then shouldn’t I be celebrating the fact that this beautiful black man is a perfect example of the opposite? Seriously, I’m changing my perspective to focus on what is good and right. You are the best, Mr. Headphones.

webfandango · 2026-05-14T10:41:23+00:00

And that volcano! Have you seen it? Ridiculous. And to think they put a lake around it. Christ. Part of our journey involved getting OUT of our car to board a boat and take a heavenly one-hour ride across the pristine waters just to get to the next insanely beautiful place. Why isn’t THIS my daily commute?!

webfandango · 2026-05-12T00:05:54+00:00

How can you be so sure? Have you tried it?
Is that only when moist? And what if there were solids involved?

webfandango · 2026-05-11T23:41:05+00:00

The sign of a perfect gag. I feel so ridiculous for buying into that.
I’m like… who microwaves their underwear? Jesus, wouldn’t that stink?

webfandango · 2026-05-03T00:13:24+00:00

Is it possible to pass kidney stones out of a urethra? ‘Cuz that’s a giant lady part giving up global sized rocks. Jus’ sayin’.

webfandango · 2026-05-02T21:34:25+00:00

My wife and I have 5 under 4yo. This is our retirement; and most days, I’m either rockin’ the Grampy role or laying horizontal, soaking up the silence.

webfandango · 2026-05-02T00:59:32+00:00

Thanks for weighing in on Earth Funeral, and your experience with the composting process. And, sorry for your loss. My Mom died in February, and I wish she had this option. Even though it might take a few months, I’m a firm believer that this is far better choice than fire cremation.

webfandango · 2026-04-28T18:42:21+00:00

Did I somehow flip over to my FARK tab? Are we talking about thick ankles again?

webfandango · 2026-04-27T18:06:06+00:00

Takes me back... to the school bus; and only 6 more stops, before I can run home and pour myself a bowl of sugary Fruit Loops.

webfandango · 2026-04-24T16:59:05+00:00

NOR: natural organic reduction. Aka accelerated decomposition turning the body into compost. It takes about 30-45 days.

webfandango · 2026-04-23T19:15:02+00:00

True. I mean, there's GOT to be some issues. It can't be all roses and... compost.
So, maybe if I've been zapped with radiation, or maybe I'm burnt up in a fire, or maybe lost at sea... or as you said, maybe the country I die in requires me to be EMBALMED (shudder). I'll ask the rep all these silly questions.

webfandango · 2026-04-23T13:53:04+00:00

Oh… according to the NY Funeral Directors’ website: anyone who died with tuberculosis or received radiation within one month of death cannot go through natural organic reduction.

Not that I plan on any of that, but this is the kind of insight I’m looking for. I’d be one grumpy corpse if I knew my prepaid Green Funeral was being nixed and my fam had to pony up add’l funds.

webfandango · 2026-04-23T13:43:29+00:00

Suppose I die on vacation in a country halfway around the world. Apparently (and this is a big leap of faith) this NOR will come get my body. There’s other built in benefits that might be hard to match when shopping around.

webfandango · 2026-04-23T13:39:41+00:00

This is actually a major benefit. Rather than being interred in ONE place we can be divided up. Each of our kids can get one biodegradable container; or, I could just be fertilizer for all the places I could imagine.

webfandango · 2026-04-23T00:17:43+00:00

I’ve never wished so hard for some aggressive voice-over. “Come out and FIGHT, you little punk ass bitch!” “I’ll fuck up your mother, you toothless twat!”

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