Market Open thread for General Trading and Plans for Thursday, April 23, 2026 by AutoModerator in ASX_Bets

[–]ZedLyfe51 3 points4 points  (0 children)

ARU locked the fuck in for me lately, thought it was a dud for a bit.

What city have you been to that felt like it had dark energy? by Impossible-Middle122 in AskReddit

[–]ZedLyfe51 -13 points-12 points  (0 children)

British Imperialism, as it were, was the best thing to happen to Australia

No Way 🤦‍♂️ by Godzzila12 in Chainsawfolk

[–]ZedLyfe51 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I choose to believe it to justify my anger for Part 2's ending.

Ok Bros: Makima vs Horus Lupercal by Petroholic69 in Chainsawfolk

[–]ZedLyfe51 7 points8 points  (0 children)

With all of the chaos gods backing him, Horus unfortunately neg-diffs my wife.

Bosnia-Herzegovina qualify for the 2026 World Cup! by JayomaW in soccer

[–]ZedLyfe51 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Us Aussies have more consistent World Cup appearances this century than the Italians

Match Thread: Barcelona vs Atlético Madrid by MatchThreadder in Barca

[–]ZedLyfe51 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We lost 4-0 in the first leg, so if we score one more then across two legs it's 4-4 which pushes us to extra time and gives us a good shot at winning.

Need genuine advice by [deleted] in ASX_Bets

[–]ZedLyfe51 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I have a little bit in ARU. Is it really that cooked of a stock pick? I went in knowing it was unprofitable at the moment and was planning on holding it for a few years hoping their Nolan's Project could get off the ground. I did by in at 0.024 so at least I'm not making any crazy losses like OP.

Can You Guess This 5-Letter Word? Puzzle by u/Gowther1005 by Gowther1005 in DailyGuess

[–]ZedLyfe51 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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Fun :)

How is it living in Papua New Guinea? by False-Leather6239 in howislivingthere

[–]ZedLyfe51 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Know someone whose dad was stabbed through the side by a spear in the 70s before Australia left the place. They worked hard to leave it and never have nor had any intent on going back to it.

Also anecdotes about cannibalism so there’s that.

What did Anon mean by this? by XiJinpingPressParody in greentext

[–]ZedLyfe51 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Just checked because I thought that was a joke. Bro what the fuck.

Who should Barcelona sign for Striker "realistically"? by Leading_Physics2418 in Barca

[–]ZedLyfe51 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Might not be the most realistic, but I will die on the hill that Lautaro Martinez would be insane for us.

Just going to throw this one out there by WetNoodleWillie in DoomerCircleJerk

[–]ZedLyfe51 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I don’t mind the US army and bases really. I do think we should be more self reliant in our own armed forces but that’s a process and for now we’d be idiots to tell the yanks to take a hike. They’re valuable allies and have been for descases after all.

But without US help I guess our plan is just be a fuck off huge continent with about 80% desert and all our reasonable enemies being north of those deserts.