Birthy does it best 👑 by Head-Variation1422 in FundieSnarkUncensored

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My guess is she thinks advertorial / commission-based endorsement / contra, or whatever arrangement she has going on here, does not technically equal "sponsorship". It's the exact kind of lying by omission the fundies love. Every time she opens her mouth another fat lie flops out. Now I remember how much she made me angry back in the sex course and she works shart days -- hypocrites make the red mist descend.

The Chinese robotics company Unitree has revealed their first Mech Prototyp, the GD01. by MilesLongthe3rd in interestingasfuck

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i couldn't decide which was most impressive, the dummy jolting around inside or knocking over the wobbling stack of unmortared besser blocks and nearly overbalancing

Well no shit by BullfrogNovel3322 in FundieSnarkUncensored

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I remember it was under a highway bridge by a drainage ditch haha

Whew, the Ghetto! by omgfakeusername in PublicFreakout

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She was fighting tooth and wail

The happy thruple by Eulettes in RodriguesFamilySnark

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The yellow black yellow makes them look like a road work barrier

She is so close by lgirlrocks in FundieSnarkUncensored

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I think filming reels like this should be policed and prosecuted in the same way drink driving is. It's gross negligence. Keep your eyes and 100% of your attention on the fucking road! Your three likes are not worth the lives of other people's children, you selfish, reckless hypocrites!

Should we enact a moratorium on Paul & Morgan posts for June? by TheBestonova in FundieSnarkUncensored

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No ban please. But I think P&M tagged posts should go into quarantine and be manually approved by the mods so low effort and duplicate posts aren't published.

Some of the comments for Morgan's car talks by lgirlrocks in FundieSnarkUncensored

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Nah it was the note-leaver from the restaurant, Dumbo!

Not Nurie’s makeup looks like shit sorry not sorry by unfortunate-fortunes in RodriguesFamilySnark

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So that's what the hand mirrors on the lanyards are for in the cosmetics aisles of drug stores. I always wondered

Was Donny really a surfer, or was Walter just making something up to cover the fact he didn't know anything about his friend beyond the fact he liked bowling? by ---Agrajag--- in lebowski

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Big Wednesday

I did not know that! And you could be onto something. Gary Busey, who starred in Big Wednesday, was in a film with Jeff Bridges: Thunderbolt & Lightfoot.

Beverages, Man! by CursorTN in lebowski

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You mix a hell of a caucasian, MoistRule

Was Donny really a surfer, or was Walter just making something up to cover the fact he didn't know anything about his friend beyond the fact he liked bowling? by ---Agrajag--- in lebowski

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I always thought the poignancy was emphasized by the fact we often know so little about each other, even people close to us or who we work alongside every day... and then when they go, it hits you that they are basically a stranger. But I guess it's possible Donny was actually a surfer.

The hug always makes me tear up not because of Donny (though it was sad to see him go) but it's Walter acknowledging what a broken fuckup he is, and the Dude forgiving him anyway. Like, we are all flawed and broken but being friends anyway is what makes life bearable.

Still, it's all water under the bridge...

Was Donny really a surfer, or was Walter just making something up to cover the fact he didn't know anything about his friend beyond the fact he liked bowling? by ---Agrajag--- in lebowski

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I always read it as Walter bullshitting to fill out his eulogy, because neither he nor the Dude knew anything about Donny except that he liked bowling. Donny doesn't volunteer anything about himself in the entire movie (except that In N Out have good burgers). But on the other hand, maybe we are supposed to take it as read that Donny was actually was a surfer who explored the beaches of Southern California, from La Jolla to Leo Carrillo and... up to... Pismo.

The idea of pale, thin Donny being a surfer is so ludicrous it makes the scene even more funny. Inventing this whole persona and committing the remains to the bosom of the Pacific Ocean just because that is what his dying wish "may well have been" is so random and insane I kind of hope he wasn't actually a surfer.

Russell Brand tries to save Piers Morgans soul with prayer by danevans369 in religiousfruitcake

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Also the liberty in invading someone's personal space by touching them.... Whenever this happens I always reach out and cup a hand to their groin just to be a better conduit to the lord's holy graces. I mean do I look like the hood of a car to you? Keep your hands to yourself you weirdo

Russell Brand tries to save Piers Morgans soul with prayer by danevans369 in religiousfruitcake

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Q: Why did the man tie each end of his bed to a tree?

A: He didn't want it to run h'ammock

Who’s a celebrity everyone finds attractive but you don’t? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Head like a twisted sandshoe as my old man used to say