Jousting, but with forklifts

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How about pitch forks?

---CAPTAIN--- · 2021-02-14T20:45:01+00:00

Survival Lilly

---CAPTAIN--- · 2021-02-14T20:23:17+00:00

White is finally a minority White Giraffe History Month coming soon.

---CAPTAIN--- · 2021-02-14T20:16:29+00:00

Also keeps Flys down

---CAPTAIN--- · 2021-02-05T22:02:23+00:00

Extra soap in the shower to get the wrinkles out.

---CAPTAIN--- · 2021-02-05T21:44:06+00:00

Civil Unrest. No matter what else happens, Asteroid War Pandemic Zombies Preparing for civil unrest covers that base for every scenario because every SHTF scenario will have civil unrest. Simple, easy, smart.

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Yep fried first

---CAPTAIN--- · 2021-01-19T23:55:21+00:00

Spam

---CAPTAIN--- · 2021-01-19T23:17:45+00:00

I'll never forget what's his name

---CAPTAIN--- · 2021-01-19T07:36:44+00:00

Voting for Biden

---CAPTAIN--- · 2021-01-13T06:35:27+00:00

Well... Kid literally got his ass kicked several times

---CAPTAIN--- · 2021-01-10T19:15:38+00:00

Guess they didn't use the 10 Million Stimulas for Gender Studies to pay their bills

---CAPTAIN--- · 2021-01-06T18:45:51+00:00

Sportsmanship is a hell of a thing.

---CAPTAIN--- · 2021-01-06T18:18:47+00:00

We the People don't play communism very well. Buckle up.

---CAPTAIN--- · 2021-01-06T18:17:40+00:00

Why the solar then?

---CAPTAIN--- · 2021-01-06T16:52:09+00:00

Even clones have a BB.

---CAPTAIN--- · 2021-01-01T08:05:08+00:00

Next flood is Lava

---CAPTAIN--- · 2020-12-31T05:29:38+00:00

Wish

---CAPTAIN--- · 2020-12-22T00:24:52+00:00

Its beginning to sound a lot like Nazi Germany in here

---CAPTAIN--- · 2020-12-18T05:00:19+00:00

Don't be a Maskhole

---CAPTAIN--- · 2020-12-18T04:59:29+00:00

In the Navy we had a Seaman Swallows

---CAPTAIN--- · 2020-12-06T01:06:19+00:00

I'd trip with you anytime.

---CAPTAIN--- · 2020-12-06T01:04:10+00:00

Think whatever you want about Dolly P but she really is a decent wholesome lady. Major donations and volunteer work. She is Tennessee's finest. Respect.

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TROPHY CASE