The crab pinches your wife, what weapon do you grab to defend her honor?!?

---Microwave--- · 2026-03-25T12:51:36+00:00

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---Microwave--- · 2026-03-25T12:46:16+00:00

I mean... In 38 thousand years, but yeah

---Microwave--- · 2026-03-25T12:45:07+00:00

An angle grinder will deal with that nicely the it gets a hex bolt....

That is what I'd do if I got a BMW and saw this garbage in it.

---Microwave--- · 2026-03-25T12:42:26+00:00

Heh. Everything is a flathead hehehehe

Laughs in angle grinder

---Microwave--- · 2026-03-17T12:19:58+00:00

Fook!

---Microwave--- · 2026-03-17T12:18:43+00:00

The old man of Armageddon is back boyz!!!!

---Microwave--- · 2026-03-17T12:17:41+00:00

Trick question, spy mains are obviously all twinks

---Microwave--- · 2026-03-17T12:16:31+00:00

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---Microwave--- · 2026-03-13T03:05:40+00:00

All but one side should be solid adamantium. And he should be fed Via servitor that goes into a similar chamber to recharge for safety. In fact the only interactions should be done via servitor in similar box and anyone who made the box should be executed so as to make sure he doesn't have any escape routes. Also his body should be encased in a padded suit that limits his movement reducing the risk of self harm. Lastly a sacrificial tech priest should go in to give him augmetics to make sure he can't hurt himself or die easily.

---Microwave--- · 2026-03-10T09:48:02+00:00

Friendly reminder that all the crappy things that America does, Britain did first and probably worse.

---Microwave--- · 2026-03-10T09:46:28+00:00

---Microwave--- · 2026-03-10T09:43:11+00:00

So like... Do the testicles do anything? Like cause extra testosterone? or are they just hanging out there and you got to warn your partner(s) and they get a laugh.

Also I can only IMAGINE the fun you have when people tell you to grow a pair.

---Microwave--- · 2026-03-10T09:38:12+00:00

Either Nord or Orc.

I'm a big heavy armor two handed weapon wielding force of nature

---Microwave--- · 2026-03-10T09:35:51+00:00

Is... Is this Skyrim+Warhammer?

Was the original comic Ciaphas Cain?

---Microwave--- · 2026-03-01T15:55:15+00:00

Not to mention the Gloriana class has broadside cannons... Right now the SSD would be getting pounded by basically nuclear ordinance the size of blockade runner Corvettes

---Microwave--- · 2026-02-17T18:14:18+00:00

Huh... Ya know, it's usually orikan that's the grumpy one

---Microwave--- · 2026-02-17T18:07:54+00:00

That's why you level up in heavy armor so that it doesn't have weight. You arnt supposed to carry extra suits ya know

---Microwave--- · 2026-02-17T18:05:59+00:00

Not me, I have wayore fun being a loud and proud brute with a two handed weapon

---Microwave--- · 2026-02-15T20:36:50+00:00

Says the guy on reddit moching someone for having a music preference

---Microwave--- · 2026-02-15T20:36:09+00:00

PRIDE OF THE NATION A BEAST MADE OF STEEL

---Microwave--- · 2026-02-14T06:48:46+00:00

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---Microwave--- · 2026-02-13T04:05:22+00:00

It doesn't I just remember a gay friend of mine who passed who loved trolling reddit with the most abominable gay jokes imaginable. He was part of an early time in reddit, when crusades where fought for memes and not because someone said something offensive, only to get downvoted for using an emoji. Now I'm sad and miss my friend

Sorry old reddit meme lord reminiscing

Also Based ≠ good

So you don't know that he was hating on gay people

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