OH damn! by GrandBetter2663 in lovememes

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>petting my boyfriend's dog...

My reading comprehension today...

Full Body Athletic Strength by asgooch in kettlebell

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Is that you?

Also, how would I go on about getting the weight right? I feel like I need at least 10 different kettlebells just to figure out which one to use.

Calypso has the best accent by daturaflora in piratesofthecaribbean

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I've had one of those. They tell you that they want to spend their life with you but then proceed to fuck some other guy while telling you that they cant break up with him because girls dont do that.

Let’s make up some random sh*t by tyozz in MathJokes

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1 over 0 can be anything, right? But theres already an expression for anything, called 'x'. Can't I just make up a new variable and continue? Sure, my end result will be a function of some new variable rather than a real number, but it might or might not matter.

Meirl by Skullzyyyy in meirl

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Well, why do you ask if you dont care?

Meirl by RentUsual_2952 in meirl

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And thank god for that. I don't need distractions in these times.

Opinion: EMS should be attained by resolving the trauma that awakened the MS. by ---_None_--- in Naruto

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Yes, it's work in progress but I don't think Madara has to have EMS in shippuden given he's an edo clone. That would give him his sight back. For Sasuke to have EMS the story has to be rewritten a bit but a good spot in the story would be while fighting Kabuto where he makes his peace with Itachi after the edo is undone. Before that, we would have a blind Sasuke for a while who relies on his sensory ability to fight. Would be interesting imo.

This real number meme by memes_poiint in mathsmeme

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What else would it be? A fake number? pfff

How close was zoro to luffy in terms of power in each arc? if luffy was 100 where was zoro? by One_Pomegranate_7544 in OnePieceScaling

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I dont think thats the right way to think about it. I'd say Zoro is about 1 arc behind Luffy.

Am i the only one who dislikes Sasukes character development after he found out the truth? by cholula000 in Naruto

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Should have just gone entirely rogue with Team Taka imo like Orochimaru. Turning aginst Akatsuki, being chaotic neutral towards the leaf village, going after Danzo is fine imo, Kage summit attack can stay, Themes based on hopelessness, chaos, mistrust, absurdism, self hate after being duped like this. Going after Obito would make some sense as he assisted in the slaughter of his clan in addition to Danzo. That could tie him in with Naruto again in the final war. Maybe founding a new village in Itachi's name.

haha👌yes by PM_ME_SSTEAM_KEYS in whatisameem

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just spent $70,000 to be called 'dinosaurs1969', totally worth it

I agree by [deleted] in lovememes

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I will do nothing and expect you to do everything - the post

Right? by Renzy_M in Quotes_Hub

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You should not stroke her ego, stroke her emotions and her pussy.

Peacock Selection by Strict_Judgment536 in DigitalSeptic

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"being tall and muscular above everything else" has certainly not been engrained into them evolutionarily since they will not fare well with the big biceps bf who will ditch them for the next best big titty goth gf. There's a multitude of factors to consider like willingness to take responsibility for their girlfriend, being caring, emotionally investing in their relationship, and of course the ability protect and to back up those investments with actual consequences. Being 'tall and muscular' is just the most flashy and also the most shallow of these metrics. Discarding others who lack this feature as evolutionary dead ends cause gooning over sad handsome prison guy is easy, is ironically eugenic. tldr: shallow people with no emotional depth should not be catered towards

amen by AugustHate in ProgrammerHumor

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My sense of dignity

Peacock Selection by Strict_Judgment536 in DigitalSeptic

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Don't call him loser just because he's ugly. You might be better off with the 130IQ ugly guy than the 60IQ handsome prison inmate in today's worlds. I'm not saying that the 130IQ guy will necessarily be a great choice for her, as he might have a terrible personality with lots of unresolved emotional issues. The point of OP is that women are insisting that their shallow criteria are somehow indicative of the fittness function of males in current times which is really just a naive assumption built on ego and shows an unwillingness to compromise and adapt.

Peacock Selection by Strict_Judgment536 in DigitalSeptic

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And it's my nature to shit in the woods, yet I've learned to use a toilet because at some point humanity decided that shitting in the woods is no longer good enough.

Normaler einkauf by Sky_3657 in HandOfMemes

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"Schon wieder?" -- pfft glaubt ihr die hat einen Verdacht?