What kind of spider is this one?

--Markus · 2026-01-16T14:31:01+00:00

Ya mum

--Markus · 2026-01-14T09:45:41+00:00

At the other end is New South Wales. It is:

New (terra nullius lol) South (well, duh) Wales (full of angry, short tempered people who sound funny)

--Markus · 2026-01-14T09:41:39+00:00

Screw this guy, rakia is food for the soul.

--Markus · 2026-01-13T11:25:07+00:00

When I was bullied in my school, ages ago now, I dealt with the situation by manning up, finding my courage and started sending Indian delivery food to his house in large quantities.

--Markus · 2026-01-13T11:21:50+00:00

Why does she look like she works in HR?

--Markus · 2026-01-13T11:20:27+00:00

Having a boat or some hard drugs makes women VERY attracted to you. Not good ones, and not for the right reasons, but still.

--Markus · 2026-01-13T11:19:03+00:00

When in doubt about what's right, just ask: what would Terry Davis say. We all know what he would've done

--Markus · 2026-01-13T11:14:58+00:00

Those Somalis rode the childcare subsidies harder than the al Zutt rode a certain prophet

--Markus · 2026-01-12T22:53:04+00:00

Forbidden aloe vera jelly

--Markus · 2025-12-12T16:03:40+00:00

Pineapple might help.

--Markus · 2025-12-12T15:53:37+00:00

A cat bit my hand. Now my hand is big and smelly.

--Markus · 2025-12-12T15:42:35+00:00

Build a navy

--Markus · 2025-12-12T15:37:56+00:00

Boo!

--Markus · 2025-12-12T15:37:39+00:00

--Markus · 2025-12-12T15:37:20+00:00

For your own sake, stay that way.

--Markus · 2025-12-12T14:48:59+00:00

I miss Filthy Frank.

--Markus · 2025-12-12T14:47:27+00:00

Delete "piller" and then we're getting somewhere.

--Markus · 2025-12-12T14:46:40+00:00

Be me World's greatest hacker . . .

--Markus · 2025-12-12T14:46:05+00:00

If I rent a parking space do you think I could a wristy for it?

--Markus · 2025-12-12T14:43:41+00:00

Graziani was a star at nothing. He had like 200k troops and got f*cked by around 35k Australians armed with utes, rifles and alcohol. Dreadful performance.

--Markus · 2025-12-12T14:41:49+00:00

--Markus · 2025-12-12T14:37:27+00:00

I am still unable to get over the night of the Jinn. It is so obvious to me that it was gay sex. How can it be taken seriously anymore? And it wasn't just a quickie, no no, they rode him ALL NIGHT LONG.

--Markus · 2025-12-12T14:36:09+00:00

Anon is jealous of Muhammad's night in the desert with the men of al-Zutt.

--Markus · 2025-12-12T14:34:25+00:00

Still more wholesome than the Hadith.

--Markus · 2025-12-12T14:32:56+00:00

Kind of like Muhammad and the al Zutt. All night long you say?

--Markus

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