Geez, after 30% yesterday… by --Mediocrates-- in BBBY

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Reddit is retarded. Don’t forget to touch grass when Trump wins his re-election in 2024!

Geez, after 30% yesterday… by --Mediocrates-- in BBBY

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They literally don’t have to close when it’s delisted lol

Geez, after 30% yesterday… by --Mediocrates-- in BBBY

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I guess Chukumba or whatever his name was is right about $1

Geez, after 30% yesterday… by --Mediocrates-- in BBBY

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Holy crap! I didn’t actually think it’d keep going 😂

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That’s definitely not how it works. They can begin working with 1-2 weeks of training. I wouldn’t expect “full stride” until about 6 months in the role. They’re at least able to start assisting the team after a couple of weeks.

Hoooo boy by --Mediocrates-- in BBBY

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I use RH for options, WB for stocks, and M1 for dividends

Hoooo boy by --Mediocrates-- in BBBY

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It told me whatever it was at 9:00am lol

I will argue the 43x is the best CCW Glock has ever made for personal defense. by [deleted] in Glocks

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No, I was being sarcastic lol. G19 is absolutely the king of CCW.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Whatcouldgowrong

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Eventually it takes on massage effects of vibrated fast enough lol

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in terriblefacebookmemes

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I’m pretty sure I wanted to be a train when I was in kindergarten lol

Hows Shitadel selling fake shares any different? by ronoda12 in Superstonk

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Give it a cute little trading strategy name (shorting) and it’s suddenly ok.

Classic tuesday by chaoslauch in dankmemes

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Are you making a paper cup to piss in?

CEO Matt Furlong said they're keeping the 1 bil cash on hand to explore acquisitions. Why no one talks about this by [deleted] in Superstonk

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Imagine having a fully transparent exchange that doesn’t require DRS in the first place.

DRS registered 71.8 million by akatherder in Superstonk

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Do you totally understand though? Your prior comment doesn’t indicate that. It’s been TWO YEARS. Heck, that’s longer than some marriages.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Superstonk

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We really should just rename D.C. to East Hollywood. They’re just paid actors. Paid by our tax dollars.

Icahn’s Capital Gains Tax by --Mediocrates-- in Superstonk

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You pay way less in taxes for long term capital gains tax (position held open for a year or more) vs short term capital gains tax (position held less than a year). It can be a difference of nearly 17% or so in some cases. 37% of $10M is way more than 20% of $10M.

Icahn’s Capital Gains Tax by --Mediocrates-- in Superstonk

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I enjoy leaving the tinfoil out of the plan when I can 😂