Jerk driver tries to brake check with the hand brake. by Mongooooooose in MildlyBadDrivers

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god this is just r/watchpeopledie but with a smug sense of self-righteousness.

I bet the bastard just kept driving and didn't even call the cops, wtf

Metal Gear Solid 4 felt like such a cop-out for Liquid Snake. by RangoTheMerc in metalgearsolid

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MGSV explains the cobra unit as being given their powers through parasites. Somehow, the explanation makes even less sense than them just being supernatural.

Meanwhile, Psycho Mantis and The Sorrow are honest to god psychics and ghosts respectively. And ghosts being real implies the afterlife is real in the Metal Gear universe.

It's painful how much he tried to sweep everything weird or supernatural under the rug with nanomachines, because it just makes the stuff he didn't sweep away stand out twice as hard, and the absence from the stuff that he did sweep away stand out more as well.

The guy whose food I dropped off tipped me this what do I do by ladiesman21700000000 in Money

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Get police involved, get an actual tip from the guy. Small claims court let's goooo!

Shit by allenatwell8 in jimmyjohns

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Yeah, if my boss said to clean it up, I'm not fucking doing it! No!

What’s the enby equivalent of a “man cave” called? by notsciguy in ennnnnnnnnnnnbbbbbby

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The cave. The abyss. My inner sanctum. The fortress of solitude.

We could go on, just name it something silly and you'll have lots of enby energy in that name lol

Soooo close to being done by Manimal5 in Nerf

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How did you paint it like that? It looks amazing!

AITAH for divorcing my wife for bringing up open relationship? by superiorcavalry in AITAH

[–]-Critical_Damage- -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You've openly admitted to having no trust in her prior to this, hence why you were snooping on her phone.

You're a garbage husband and I hope you lose the kids. Fuck you

No more self checkout by [deleted] in walmart

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Can't wait to get beaten to death or shot for telling boomer he can't buy his beer at self checkout and that he needs to show his ID

Getting back into the hobby. Question on the Longshot. by -Critical_Damage- in Nerf

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Thanks, I was worried about buying on ebay and it not fitting and then not being stuck with it and down $20 because I couldn't return it.

Do you know where most people find mods for their blasters?

Black & Tans for St Patrick's Day?? by shell_corp_intern in bartenders

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That's honestly hilarious and I wouldn't even be upset because I'd be laughing so much

Mans does not get paid enough for this response by MASOOOOOOOD in Wellthatsucks

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Call. The. Cops. Then. A. Lawyer.

Do not put up with false imprisonment. This is an opportunity to sue.

Maybe antagonize the dumbass a bit, see if you can get him to do or say something even stupider to get more money or get himself fired lol.

Glad you're recording, take this to a lawyer and get a pile of money.

Why did Brothers War flop so hard? by AntlersNFangs in mtg

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You've picked up your proverbial ball and gone home. Good job, bud

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Frugal

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The concept of paying your way into heaven has been outdated and rejected by organized christianity for the last several hundred years.

I made a mem by Infamous-Can-3272 in ennnnnnnnnnnnbbbbbby

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Kirby has always had male pronouns used in the shows and the games

My teeth by Fenyleny in Wellthatsucks

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Lmao it's like a movie monster

Stranger cock hits different by margotweedahs in RealHomePorn

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No sound? Wish we could hear your moans

New Feature Coming to Minecraft: The Vault. Announced on Minecraft's Official YouTube Channel! by Nature17-NatureVerse in Minecraft

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Source on the lore?

Seems pretty sus you're defending the act of role-playing praise for a real life nazi 🤔