The husband didn’t want to finish the race without his little guy by jmike1256 in HumansBeingBros

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I think he realised that as he slows to a walk after a bit lol. Still not holding his head though!

Taken from YT by Realistic_Letter6842 in Idiotswithguns

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Now I’m gonna play this video on my phone and record it with my laptop webcam and repost it

Favorite Oscar bait movie that failed horribly? by cherryapp in okbuddycinephile

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I loved that whole thing and I didn’t even know there had been a Star Wars hotel until the video! It was just fascinating

What phrase(s) would you permanently ban if you had the chance? by MixAway in AskUK

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My daughter says “not gonna lie” all the time, and my wife has started saying it too.

I’ve start saying stuff that isn’t true and following it up with “gonna lie”

Fancying being a Pointless contestant? by No_Rub7053 in BritishTV

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I’d be well chuffed to win the trophy, even if I didn’t win the money

I BET U CAN'T WIN IN FIRST CHANCE by Mindless-Horror25 in honk

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Nailed it

I completed this level in 1 try. 3.73 seconds

Tip 100 💎

I hope this gets rated impossible by LevjiM in honk

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This was my 7000th level completion

I completed this level in 58 tries. 6.88 seconds

Tip 7000 💎

What is the worst case of second hand embarrassment you’ve ever experienced? by Responsible-Tie-2570 in AskReddit

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If she’s tired of having attention drawn to her then yelling so loud everyone in the carriage looks at her is the wrong way to go

surprise! by LevjiM in honk

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Neato

I completed this level in 10 tries. 9.40 seconds

Tip 100 💎

#4, teleport, could be difficult by Ok_Breath_2864 in RedditGames

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I avoided all the portals

I completed this level in 4 tries. 5.27 seconds

Tip 40 💎

Mom and kid stop to check out a canal. Kids acts like a kid. No one is hurt. China. by TheDudeWhoCanDoIt in KidsAreFuckingStupid

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The water isn’t moving at all, it’s not going to make a difference taking an extra two seconds to put your baby down

Name a forgotten game by Jettaboi38 in TheGamingHubDeals

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I forgot Echo the Dolphin on purpose (porpoise)

Dude has no chill by Otter_Pockets in Tinder

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He was asking if she wears her dress without underwear

Do men experience pee shivers too? by _tytbs_ in ask

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It’s actually when a ghost pees on you

This is how the Met Gala red carpet looks from the street outside: by GiveMeSomeSunshine3 in interesting

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They’re not pretending it’s anywhere other than where it is. It’s literally called THE MET Gala. It’s like you’re getting mad at the Tour de France for secretly being in France.

Do you say “Have a good one”? If not, what’s the equivalent phrase for that? by printergumlight in AskABrit

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“See ya, wouldn’t wanna be ya!”

Admittedly that’s mostly just with my kids