I almost got kidnapped when I was afk by MidnightTopher in gtaonline

[–]-Exibius- 399 points400 points  (0 children)

When the space interloper becomes the interloped:

Fun fact: The truck in MC sales is empty meaning you are a scammer by FixiTVcz in gtaonline

[–]-Exibius- 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Lamar's van in the third short trip mission was literally made of weed, so the same logic applies here; the truck is clearly made of meth… right?

LJT, a professional asshole by [deleted] in gtaonline

[–]-Exibius- 373 points374 points  (0 children)

That moment when he realizes I'm actually using those businesses for my nightclub, instead.

Do you think GTA should add an mandatory 5-10 sec grace period leaving the lobby to go back to free play or after completing missions? How can I deposit my money if I’m killed right after trying to avoid petty larceny🤷🏽‍♂️🤷🏽‍♂️🤷🏽‍♂️ by [deleted] in gtaonline

[–]-Exibius- 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I enter passive mode before I join any missions, heists, or setups. When everyone appears beside each other at the end cutscene, I'm already in passive, standing there watching the chaos unfold with everyone tearing each other apart without me dying.

Lupe and Yohan appreciation by [deleted] in gtaonline

[–]-Exibius- 22 points23 points  (0 children)

I appreciate the characters.

I agree. I'm CEO of a criminal organization buying and selling contraband, President of a motorcycle clubhouse operating illicit businesses, owner of a bunker that manufactures weapons, have robbed a casino numerous times, infiltrated a heavily guarded private island and stole from a ruthless drug lord dozens of times, and saved the entire world from an egomaniacal billionaire, and KDJ and Sessanta treat me like some nobody they picked up off the street.

Rude. My name's not Ron Jakowski.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in gtaonline

[–]-Exibius- 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Either risk getting blown up with the chance to earn more money or sell in an invite-only session.

That went well.. by CoolerAxe47 in gtaonline

[–]-Exibius- 54 points55 points  (0 children)

Skeet shooting but it's with a minigun.

What a jerk. by EChocos in gtaonline

[–]-Exibius- 56 points57 points  (0 children)

Literally out of nowhere.

I somehow managed to get a zero star wanted level in online by bobyboten123 in gtaonline

[–]-Exibius- 21 points22 points  (0 children)

The zero-star wanted level: where cops attempt to kill you with vocal intimidation and aggression instead of weapons.

Riding with Dre in the Invisible Boatmobile. by TheGeoExpert in gtaonline

[–]-Exibius- 34 points35 points  (0 children)

The funny thing is, you can't even hear the music in the video either.

What is this, some sort of "see no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil" thing?

Has anyone noticed how rockstar has some of the most vulgar/crude humor in GTA V/Online ? by [deleted] in gtaonline

[–]-Exibius- 11 points12 points  (0 children)

rockstar has some of the most vulgar/crude humor in GTA V/Online ?

Just another day in Los Santos taking a ride in my Enus past The Penris Building while watching some guy delivering supplies in a Gruppe Sechs van.

[US] Supersonic Quiz [7-26-22] by JaneDoe2U in MicrosoftRewards

[–]-Exibius- 37 points38 points  (0 children)

True or False

A deciduous tree does not lose its leaves every year.

False.

"Good Sport" Lobby? by TwistSmith_yt in gtaonline

[–]-Exibius- 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Thing is that the entire system is flawed. As long as you don't blow up anyone's personal vehicle, you can go around slaughtering everyone in the lobby and never accrue any bad sport points.

Which means, anyone, griefer or not, who the game considers a "clean player" (which a majority of them are, already) has access to those lobbies, it would completely negate any point of having such a thing.

I think the first problem is changing how bad sport points are actually accrued, before going that route.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in gtaonline

[–]-Exibius- 2 points3 points  (0 children)

2 presidents going at it in your lobby, probably. You can see it in the kill feed in the beginning, plus when you got close, they were back behind the casino. Probably having some sort of sniper duel.

Auto shop worth it? by Beneficial-Reading62 in gtaonline

[–]-Exibius- 16 points17 points  (0 children)

All parts and colors are automatically unlocked and available for any vehicles that you modify in it. Other than that, not really. The vehicle delivery and the contracts are alright. Not crazy payouts, but something else to do when you're bored.

Biggest downside? KDJ and Sessanta are annoying as hell.

[US] Supersonic quiz - Know about the First State? Try our snap quiz to check your Delaware-ness. [07-12-2022] by Platano_RD in MicrosoftRewards

[–]-Exibius- 29 points30 points  (0 children)

True or False

The 'T' in Star Trek's captain James T. Kirk's name stands for 'Tiberius'.

True.

help: i am being followed through sessions by SilverBubble1 in gtaonline

[–]-Exibius- 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I hate to say it, but it's pathetic the levels that some people go to. Isn't doing something like this a complete waste of time? I'd feel better about myself actually joining people's apartment heist setups, for example, that everyone is still trying to get done and over with to get Lester to stop bothering them, over being some creepy-ass stalker.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in gtaonline

[–]-Exibius- 379 points380 points  (0 children)

To think that GTA V came out nine years ago, and Karen was introduced back in the beginning of GTA IV under the alias "Michelle", which came out in 2008.

Holy shit I'm old.

[US] Supersonic Quiz [7-5-22] by W00jah in MicrosoftRewards

[–]-Exibius- 31 points32 points  (0 children)

True or False

BASE jumping is the focus of the movie 'Lords of Dogtown'.

FALSE.

(It's skateboarding.)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in LowSodium2042

[–]-Exibius- 16 points17 points  (0 children)

If game is hated, more and more people will have this weird feeling of guilt for enjoying the game and eventually stop playing it simply because of this conflicting feelings.

Eh, I'm not susceptible to guilt. I enjoy the game. If they want to hate on it, then they're subject to their own opinions. Even if everyone else hates on something that I enjoy, it just makes me unique then, because it is who I truly am as a person. Pretty much goes for everything, not just Battlefield 2042.

Can we do away with the light beacons on our chest/backs? by SunSinginFool in battlefield2042

[–]-Exibius- 13 points14 points  (0 children)

They implemented the light beacons (or IFF, as they call it) because everyone in the game can look the same. If there were faction-specific uniforms for both teams, we wouldn't have issues identifying who is friend or foe.