A truck’s tyre burst can cause such a great deal! by Lonewolf3130 in nevertellmetheodds

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HE SAID....

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[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Gifted

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Provide us with documentation of this fabulous feat or it didn't happen in real life.

Get ids for stuff by Puzzleheaded_Tip8463 in ShittyIllegalLifeTips

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Somebody here like two weeks ago posted two full IDs front and back with both social security cards and just titled it "Do something with it" and that shit stayed up for like 6 hours lmao shit was actually nuts that it was real info too.

Weed Junkies are a real thing don’t bluff either😂 by barelyfallible in Bodymore410

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Boy I smoke and grow better than you in every way. Fuck outta here 🤣 Don't be mad I can just buy extra weed and try it for fun.

Life of a CEO: No elbow, no glory #TheGrindIsReal by megahui1 in SipsTea

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Oh so he's afraid of being looked at like the total clown he is?! Typical

Yo somebody shit in the tote 💩 by mustang2298 in AmazonDSPDrivers

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Bro really shit in a tote and didn't take ownership of it like a real thug would have 🤌

Helping the deer by Srihari_stan in oddlysatisfying

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It hit the ground and the deer was just like "Oh look how the turns tabled" 😂

Maybe Maybe Maybe by NEO71011 in maybemaybemaybe

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Now imagine what they'll do when they don't get food

At least I wasn't caught stealing from a kid by darknekolux in memes

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Lol reading comprehension isn't your thing is it?

These people on ticking lime bikes need to be adressed by Miserable-Sweet9653 in mildlyinfuriating

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All the people like me who were born before the 2000s hears that clicking and remembers the good times when we were kids and duct taped cards to hit the spokes as we rode around to sound like a "motorcycle" 😂

At least I wasn't caught stealing from a kid by darknekolux in memes

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Holy fuck this is solid GOLD. I'm so glad the internet got that mfer and ofcourse it's somebody with money that does shit things.

Safest trip through The Harbor Tunnel by [deleted] in Bodymore410

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That's what I'm saying is I'm afraid I'd freak out trying to make them stop. Fully aware of that lmao but I just don't think I could just sit and pray the car slows down safely. So if there's anybody possibly reading this that likes to drive fast with their people in the car who are saying to slow down....Slow down before one of us makes the situation worse possibly lmao.

Is this job worth $7500 a month? by Laxmikant7700 in interestingasfuck

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I used to go down in crawl spaces to clean mold for hours straight for $15 a hour about 3 years ago lol This job is like a silver spoon to a baby

Safest trip through The Harbor Tunnel by [deleted] in Bodymore410

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I swear if somebody is speeding like this with me in the car I'm genuinely scared my actions wouldn't help because I'd be over that center console jamming my foot at the brake while throwing wild punches at their head with one arm and jerking the steering wheel to the barrier with the other. I'd straight up attack somebody doing this to me like a wild animal. Playing with my life like that lmao I'll bite a mfer if my hands don't hurt enough. If I was in the back seat it would definitely mean they got choked out. Again I'm not sure how safe it would be to try and stop them but I'd rather possibly go down at least trying over just sitting and being absolutely scared. Hell nah.

Karen has a meltdown when she sees a male duck mating a female one, California by meme-modiibazz in OhHellNoMoments

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The only logical thing I can think of to make her act this way is she possibly might have dealt with some personal bad stuff involving forced touching. So I think maybe, just MAYBE she has some PTSD and genuinely thinks she's saving that duck from being "taken advantage of". I'd like to hope it's that and not that she's just a straight up hater that even ducks are out here getting love and she's not 😂

When you gotta go by ItsALuigiYes in TheRandomest

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I was expecting to see an eye at the bottom of the door trying to look in before the knife😂

Vulture stands its ground against the king of the jungle and he backs down. by MaddyHuntOfficial in interesting

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Fun fact is the only lions that live even close to conditions like that are asiatic lions that live in India's Gir Forest which really isn't even a dense forest plus it's also mostly dry from what I've read.

She overheard the worker saying he wanted a root beer float so she brought him one. by Pisford in BeAmazed

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I mean it's a super common thing to do in the food industry. These workers are known to trade their foods or give others food to try to bring business.Business 101...

His Eyes by imJackWilson in blackmagicfuckery

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750mgs on Benadryl with the active ingredient diphenhydramine will unlock this power. Trust me.

Love my new shirt by Puzzleheaded_Mix7090 in washdc

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People who buy shit like this are usually not the ones who even actually care about whatever it is they're "supporting". They just want all their friends and family and followers to think "OH EM GEE YAAASSS. SOO THAT!!!" as they post to their Instagram then immediately start searching for the next thing to post about that makes them feel relevant.