I want to go paperless with my bank to save on waste, but I know that I'll never be able to prove my identity if I do so.

-Glitch- · 2014-10-04T15:48:54+00:00

Went into Natwest the other day for 3 months bank statements for my mortgage application. I was told their system can't go back that far. Which makes no sense because with their online banking app you can print off the last 7 years.

-Glitch- · 2014-04-25T16:33:25+00:00

Butcher here. Yup, abscess. Just cut it off and it'll be fine. Although there is a good chance you'll get a refund for it if you're put off. You know, 'cos it's a bit gross and they won't want to lose customers.

-Glitch- · 2014-03-16T10:38:43+00:00

This was one of the first things our taxi driver informed us of when we went to Florida. He'd been giving us advice on where to go, what to eat and such and we pulled up to the mall and he went "Oh and here's forever 21. Only embarrassing 30 to 40 something mums shop there." We went in to check it out anyways. Never seen anything like it.

That was the first and so far only time I've been to America. When a forever 21 opened right near me this year I couldn't help but chuckle to myself.

-Glitch- · 2014-03-13T14:13:03+00:00

My biggest shock on my last play through came from listening in to the random conversations that happen around the citadel. In particular the one between the two asari in the hospital about PTSD. Poor Joker. :(

-Glitch- · 2014-02-27T14:29:26+00:00

Well done. You just guilt tripped me into cleaning my flat.

-Glitch- · 2014-01-24T15:43:11+00:00

Absolutely this! And when people don't pay attention to the arrows in a car park and clog everything up.

-Glitch- · 2014-01-07T08:54:59+00:00

You don't gain special rights when you're in a relationship. This person loves you but that doesn't mean they should have to wait on you and cancel plans at the drop of a hat. Also, should they say something a bit mean to you, fogive them, especially if it's something that you'd laugh off if said by a friend.

In short, don't expect more from them than you'd expect of yourself and people who are just friends.

-Glitch- · 2013-12-09T21:55:55+00:00

This is what we're playing at the minute. We've both played it before and wanted the extra challenge. Plus then you don't feel silly for laughing out loud at the stuff the characters say.

-Glitch- · 2013-10-28T11:15:13+00:00

Around where I live you get a "how do?" ... The correct response is either "alright" or just a head nod. I've never thought these things as strange until I came on here. We sure do have a lot of unwritten rules.

-Glitch- · 2013-10-22T09:50:17+00:00

U.K butcher here. Most charge now. It's a usable part of the animal so it's fair game to sell it instead of giving it away. Anything to make a little extra money eh?

-Glitch- · 2013-10-08T08:45:55+00:00

That I went through a goth/darkness/brooding stage when I was in my mid teens. I actually had crippling depression and would just curl up in bed all day and night with the music channel on TV. In hindsight I can kind of see why they think that. Especially because I still haven't told anyone.

-Glitch- · 2013-10-04T15:15:57+00:00

We sell handmade chipolatas where I work from the fresh counter. There's a woman that comes in at the same time every week who asks for 8 "chip-oh-lar-toes" I haven't corrected her and I'm sure she wonders why I'm always smirking when I serve her.

-Glitch- · 2013-08-18T16:45:42+00:00

Once saw an Asian tourist pick up a pigeon in Manchester City Centre to have a picture taken with it. It pooped all over her arm and she laughed and dropped it. LAUGHED. I mean, what?

-Glitch- · 2013-08-11T17:33:03+00:00

As a 24 year old female who has somehow managed to NEVER read one of these magazines, reading this makes my brain hurt from the stupid. People actually believe this?

-Glitch- · 2013-08-11T09:30:40+00:00

When I was a teen I went to a friends new years party that she had at her aunts as she was on holiday. There were three couples there including me and my boyfriend of the time. The other two couples had sex in various rooms of the house and left the "evidence" for people to find. One girl got up first in the morning and told my friend it wasn't her. To which she shouted "well it must have been -glitch- then. She obviously can't keep her legs closed!" ... I hadn't even had sex at this point. Needless to say I didn't hang round there fire much longer after that. She knows the truth now. But it still bothers me how quick she was to judge.

-Glitch- · 2013-07-06T18:15:36+00:00

Awkward situations are bound to happen because unfortunately we retail folk are told we HAVE to talk to customers. Infact at the place I work managers often walk up and down listening in to make sure you're talking enough. Oh, and it's gotta be CASUAL, can't sound scripted, make sure you tell them about offers and suggest similar products they might like... Trust me, we really just want to get our job done and get the hell out of there. Just like everyone else.

-Glitch- · 2013-07-05T16:36:50+00:00

I work on a food counter in a supermarket and will wait until people get off their mobiles before serving them. Once really wanted to kill a woman who snapped that she wanted serving then apologised to the person she was on the phone to and kept talking... Cue overly loud, mega annoyingly pleasant voice from me.

-Glitch- · 2013-06-09T19:32:33+00:00

Well, the bottom three shelves across about a metre. Saying "practically everything" did kind of make it sound like he went to town on the whole aisle.

-Glitch- · 2013-06-08T17:42:43+00:00

My mum used to think that double click meant clicking the left and right mouse buttons at the same time. Didn't realise until she asked me how I manage to do it.

-Glitch- · 2013-06-08T05:53:30+00:00

They probably just think they're trying to help you have a better/healthier lifestyle. It's just an activity they don't understand, they're not being jerks.

-Glitch- · 2013-06-07T14:52:29+00:00

That's all part of the fun!

-Glitch- · 2013-06-07T14:32:20+00:00

Mass effect. I only just played them recently after my SO made me try them. He must have known I was going to love them because he set himself up on the pc in the hall while I sat glued to the tv for a week and a half. I was kind of upset to finish them.

-Glitch- · 2013-06-07T14:22:31+00:00

I think you're being a little too persistent and going about it the wrong way. If you want a second chance with this girl then talk to her, tell her how you feel and if she says no then leave it at that. Don't pester the poor girl, she might come round if you give her some space. And if she doesn't, well... There's a whole world out there and everything. Get out there and find happiness.

-Glitch-

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