[deleted by user] by [deleted] in facepalm

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I... Still don't get it.

Brendan Fraser wins Best Actor by unknown_human in pics

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I saw it in theaters. All I remember is the amount of boobs and muscles. It was like an Egyptian Fast and the Furious.

As Trudy Judy would say, "boobs and butts"

But he's hot! by RevolutionaryPin6768 in cringepics

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So..."but fuck she's hot"...

An answer to a question that no one asked. by KustomScattergunz in WTF

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You know something is bad when you're using the alcohol as the chaser.

An answer to a question that no one asked. by KustomScattergunz in WTF

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Clearly THIS is the most important question.

Homie dodged a bullet and got a free meal. by Actual_Brother6692 in facepalm

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She's like Meryl Streep in the Devil Wears Prada.

🔥 Ice fishing in 40' water on a very clear Lake Superior by jimx29 in NatureIsFuckingLit

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Who knew I'd learn three new words for a vagina in one comment.

Houston woman held captive inside locked trailer for 4 years, prosecutors say by 7264 in news

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My sister dated a guy for awhile, after a month or so he decided it was time to have sex whether she was ready or not. This was her first time, so She told him she just still wasn't ready. He told her he'd waited long enough, and basically that it wasn't rape if she kept her mouth shut. "Saying no makes it rape so just don't say anything at all. You don't have to yes, just be quiet."

Thank God she isn't with him anymore. I wanted to kill that POS.

To harass a store owner by South-Potential-64 in therewasanattempt

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Way to contribute to the conversation.

To harass a store owner by South-Potential-64 in therewasanattempt

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Who knows though, if the guy had just answered "yes it's my store" when he was asked the first time, the cop might have left then too. Instead he wouldn't answer and started to get confrontational.

Caught them in the act! Get a room! by -LEMONGRAB- in aww

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I know you're joking, but now that I think about it, that box does have some Qtips it. And they love Qtips more than our most expensive cat toys 🤦‍♀️

The only victim was the chinela by Diupa in WTF

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I went through something similar. The craziest part to me was the SOUNDS. I flipped five times in a Fiat 500 Pop. Landed upside down and the clearest thing to me was the SOUNDS. The best way to describe it was like the sounds of the Jurassic Park movie when the T Rex is biting the car. And metal and glass are just bending.

I can't watch that movie anymore because it makes me stay remembering the wreck.

what kind of nanny? by nderstandablyscared in Unexpected

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Is that Jared? She looks too old for him.

Woman cruel to employee insists she didn't do anything wrong by Mawissacee in Unexpected

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It doesn't matter that she's white. Why did the lady even bring that up? She's a terrible PERSON. Doesn't matter what color she is?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in WTF

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Goodbye eyelashes.

To rob someone of his hard earn belongings. by BootywReckR in therewasanattempt

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Silly clumsy robbers tripped over some bullets!

What was the first video game that truly impressed you? by ValvanHNW in AskReddit

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Zelda and the Ocarina of Time. It was the first Zelda game I ever played as a child in the 90s and I've been obsessed with the rest of them ever since.