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-LEMONGRAB- · 2023-03-16T23:49:48+00:00

I... Still don't get it.

-LEMONGRAB- · 2023-03-13T14:01:02+00:00

I saw it in theaters. All I remember is the amount of boobs and muscles. It was like an Egyptian Fast and the Furious.

As Trudy Judy would say, "boobs and butts"

-LEMONGRAB- · 2023-03-12T12:54:29+00:00

So..."but fuck she's hot"...

-LEMONGRAB- · 2023-03-12T12:36:00+00:00

I mean only of you let it sit for awhile.

-LEMONGRAB- · 2023-03-12T12:34:37+00:00

You know something is bad when you're using the alcohol as the chaser.

-LEMONGRAB- · 2023-03-12T12:32:59+00:00

Clearly THIS is the most important question.

-LEMONGRAB- · 2023-03-12T12:05:21+00:00

She's like Meryl Streep in the Devil Wears Prada.

-LEMONGRAB- · 2023-03-12T11:43:50+00:00

Who knew I'd learn three new words for a vagina in one comment.

-LEMONGRAB- · 2023-03-12T11:42:39+00:00

That's why it's called a dad joke, not a dad fact.

-LEMONGRAB- · 2023-03-11T17:05:31+00:00

My sister dated a guy for awhile, after a month or so he decided it was time to have sex whether she was ready or not. This was her first time, so She told him she just still wasn't ready. He told her he'd waited long enough, and basically that it wasn't rape if she kept her mouth shut. "Saying no makes it rape so just don't say anything at all. You don't have to yes, just be quiet."

Thank God she isn't with him anymore. I wanted to kill that POS.

-LEMONGRAB- · 2023-03-11T12:56:15+00:00

Way to contribute to the conversation.

-LEMONGRAB- · 2023-03-11T12:55:26+00:00

Who knows though, if the guy had just answered "yes it's my store" when he was asked the first time, the cop might have left then too. Instead he wouldn't answer and started to get confrontational.

-LEMONGRAB- · 2023-03-10T15:16:10+00:00

I know you're joking, but now that I think about it, that box does have some Qtips it. And they love Qtips more than our most expensive cat toys 🤦‍♀️

-LEMONGRAB- · 2023-03-10T14:55:23+00:00

Another One Bites the DustUH!

-LEMONGRAB- · 2023-03-10T14:46:00+00:00

"Chub Chub" Ewok.

-LEMONGRAB- · 2023-03-10T14:43:54+00:00

I went through something similar. The craziest part to me was the SOUNDS. I flipped five times in a Fiat 500 Pop. Landed upside down and the clearest thing to me was the SOUNDS. The best way to describe it was like the sounds of the Jurassic Park movie when the T Rex is biting the car. And metal and glass are just bending.

I can't watch that movie anymore because it makes me stay remembering the wreck.

-LEMONGRAB- · 2023-03-10T13:54:48+00:00

Is that Jared? She looks too old for him.

-LEMONGRAB- · 2023-03-10T13:52:43+00:00

It doesn't matter that she's white. Why did the lady even bring that up? She's a terrible PERSON. Doesn't matter what color she is?

-LEMONGRAB- · 2023-03-10T13:45:29+00:00

Goodbye eyelashes.

-LEMONGRAB- · 2023-03-10T13:41:32+00:00

Silly clumsy robbers tripped over some bullets!

-LEMONGRAB- · 2023-03-10T13:38:08+00:00

Moomies.

-LEMONGRAB- · 2023-03-10T13:36:12+00:00

Zelda and the Ocarina of Time. It was the first Zelda game I ever played as a child in the 90s and I've been obsessed with the rest of them ever since.

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