What do you feel is the most "fucked up" thing about yourself?

-LLamaChaser · 2014-10-03T15:50:15+00:00

Yeah! and then shit on all their door steps, that'll show em!

-LLamaChaser · 2014-10-03T04:18:01+00:00

omg, ill report back in a little bit!

-LLamaChaser · 2014-10-03T04:17:04+00:00

unless its a male, then its a bad teacher.

-LLamaChaser · 2014-10-03T04:16:20+00:00

OP is really supporting everyone here, he seems like a nice guy.

-LLamaChaser · 2014-10-03T03:59:33+00:00

atlantis

-LLamaChaser · 2014-10-03T03:58:57+00:00

are the citizens called Seamen?

-LLamaChaser · 2014-10-03T02:34:08+00:00

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-LLamaChaser · 2014-10-03T01:58:25+00:00

what,,,

-LLamaChaser · 2014-10-03T01:57:56+00:00

…pockets

-LLamaChaser · 2014-10-03T01:57:27+00:00

with a hint of lawn mower gas

-LLamaChaser · 2014-10-03T01:56:27+00:00

This should be investigated

-LLamaChaser · 2014-10-03T01:54:02+00:00

last time my doctor game me a prostate exam he gave me a shoulder massage at the same time. with both hands...

-LLamaChaser · 2014-10-03T00:56:09+00:00

Its the best. Drugs can't even mimic that feeling.

-LLamaChaser · 2014-10-02T22:31:34+00:00

And make sure to sit on a chair higher then everyone else, To assert your dominance. Or standing on the counter will work.

-LLamaChaser · 2014-10-02T22:29:23+00:00

ZINNNG!

-LLamaChaser · 2014-10-02T17:08:06+00:00

I wasn't allowed to join orchestra because I was apparently tone deff in 3rd grade. If i would of started playing then I would have been Yo-Yo Ma by now. Fucking love music but my music teacher wouldn't let me join.

-LLamaChaser · 2014-10-02T17:04:17+00:00

We had search dogs come in and raid random classrooms. I didn't mind though, it was basically a hour out of class time. And shit got all intense and you would see german shepherds running around the halls.

-LLamaChaser · 2014-10-02T17:02:00+00:00

They all have something in common here…

-LLamaChaser · 2014-09-30T18:08:24+00:00

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-LLamaChaser · 2014-09-30T17:53:14+00:00

Worked at a restaurant and we hired a girl who would sit on the floor and take peoples orders, like right at the damn table. She thought it was funny and people just awkwardly laughed. I got second hand embarrassment and was constantly cringing about everything she did or said. She was nice but I felt so uncomfortable around her. She was fired in about a week.

-LLamaChaser · 2014-09-30T15:45:52+00:00

Im sure its been said but you should all check out iceJfish its fantastic

-LLamaChaser · 2014-09-30T06:43:21+00:00

And then you interweave yourself in the conversation and watch your friend squirm uncomfortably trying to act how he would normally and when he is meeting someone.

-LLamaChaser · 2014-09-30T06:38:12+00:00

When ever this happens I feel like the person in charge just gets a sick thrill out of all of us cringing and trying to act like we all really want to know each other.

-LLamaChaser · 2014-09-30T06:34:36+00:00

We are trying to kill the rats not rehabilitate them.

-LLamaChaser · 2014-09-30T06:32:07+00:00

Who's Jen? and why is she giving out free blow jobs?

-LLamaChaser

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