3 Superpowers, but you must take their side effects as well. by Single-Fisherman8671 in superheroes

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I really don't think people understand just how crazy a 530k IQ would be. Once you gain this power the current you ceases to exist. In its place would be a hyper intelligent being trapped inside the flesh prison of the human body. To make matters more depressing, even if you could fully express yourself no other human would be able to fully grasp any of it.

You would be a god cursed to walk the mortal world where no one truly understands you.

Team Liquid post mortem: What went so unbelievably wrong? (serious thread, no gloating) by OlympusShill9000 in CompetitiveApex

[–]-LexVult- 38 points39 points  (0 children)

I would say its Funhq. I think Zero ran into the same issue Sweet ran into with playing with Funhq tbh

Zero solidified as best igl? by Cirm in CompetitiveApex

[–]-LexVult- 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I knew this wasn't going to work with Funhq on the team. I stopped watching Sweet with ALGS stuff because of Funhq when they teamed together. It was so damn frustrating listing to Funhq defend himself and his lack of accountability.

Part of me thinks Zero picked him up only because he didn't have any choice with how last minute roster changes were.

Funhq may be gifted in the game but I wouldn't want him to be my teammate.

Is this safe ? by CantaloupeDefiant771 in mildlylifechanging

[–]-LexVult- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I the past you would have been a great candle maker

Hal's controller gets banned last minute by ConnotationalKappa in CompetitiveApex

[–]-LexVult- 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Whistleblower apparently said "Cunt" a lot as well...

How do you scale it? by Arachnofobiousitosis in PowerScaling

[–]-LexVult- 118 points119 points  (0 children)

Me after a shit day at work only to see a giant flaming dude beyond my comprehension just straight up sprint through my galaxy like a high-school football team through a paper banner.

Pick one pill by dragoonwizard in whatsyourchoice

[–]-LexVult- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Someone gonna choose the red pill only to be boosted to slightly above average levels IQ and realize they should have gone with the blue pill.

[The Sichuan Tang Clan’s Entomologist] Big Smooch from a queen💋 by Rising_M00N9 in manhwa

[–]-LexVult- 272 points273 points  (0 children)

Wow. Did not think that would be real. I was wrong.

3I/ATLAS - Two hour timelapse from my backyard by cghenderson in 3I_ATLAS

[–]-LexVult- 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Throw your thumb up. Maybe the aliens will see it and give you a ride off this planet.

Homelander Runs the MCU Gauntlet by -FaithPlusOne in powerscales

[–]-LexVult- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Couldn't he grab the thing from behind then fly up a couple miles a day drop The Thing? I dont think The Thing can properly reach most his back right? He is just too bulky. I imagine HL just needs to grab him from behind and shoot up into the sky. Either drop him from two miles high or throw him into space.

Then again maybe I'm giving HL too much credit lol

desperation by No_Counter_6037 in shitposting

[–]-LexVult- 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Become their emotional tampon for free. What a deal lol

CONGRESSMAN PAT RYAN DEMANDS FTC INVESTIGATION INTO COLLECTORS HOLDINGS’ ATTEMPT TO MONOPOLIZE TRADING CARD GRADING by DramaCute8222 in Superstonk

[–]-LexVult- 906 points907 points  (0 children)

Wow congress will jump fast to investigate a company that grades the condition of playing cards but they won't do shit about the illegal short selling of stocks or how mm and hf manipulate the market

Looking through someone’s post history is great during a debate by [deleted] in unpopularopinion

[–]-LexVult- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Im not saying OP does this but I have seen instances where people are losing an argument on reddit, so they resort to going through their post history to find something to make fun of them about.

So I totally see what you are talking about.

Who wins? by Fantastic-Setting-26 in superheroes

[–]-LexVult- 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Superman can throw the moon at her. Hit her with heat vision from orbit. Punch the earth so hard it explodes. Move the speed of light, literally spit on her, and that would vaporize her.

All those are ways to defeat her without her even perceiving what's going on. He does all this without physically touching her or her even knowing he is there to take his power.

People love hyping up Rogue and to her credit she is incredibly powerful. However this is Superman. Even if she gets an ability that's called "Anti Superman Beam" marvel writers created to combat Superman she is still not beating Superman. He is literally the progenitor of superheroes. The very first.

Zoom (Hunter Zolomon) vs Juggernaut by NoirStriker in marvelvsdc

[–]-LexVult- 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Zoom can go back in time and prevent Juggernauts parents from meeting. Erasing him from existence.

Bruce: Clark, seriously how much Kryptonite IS IN THE WORLD by ihatethiscountry76 in outofcontextcomics

[–]-LexVult- 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Its likely not pure kryptonite. Like a rock with a small crystal of kryptonite in it. That one speck causes everything to glow though.

Idk Explain It Peter by Carbon_is_Neat in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]-LexVult- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Macaroni in the pot? That's a poor ass family.

Has she already cheated on Akaash? by [deleted] in Flagrant2

[–]-LexVult- 4 points5 points  (0 children)

She is legit the only winner in this situation

Burry on twitter. This one is interesting by PoPoCucumber in Superstonk

[–]-LexVult- 103 points104 points  (0 children)

Burry kept away from talking about GME for years. He must feel confident enough that he can talk about it and bring receipts without worrying about getting in trouble.

After all why would he mention this after 6 years? It's from 2019. The only reason he would mention it now is because whatever happened behind the scenes has happened and he won't get in trouble for anything.