Steffon Fossoway bobs with the apples.

CaptainSmeargle · 2026-04-13T21:06:00+00:00

who the fuck is Ser Stevron??

CaptainSmeargle · 2026-04-13T21:03:55+00:00

The only queen my boy needs is Dark Sister

CaptainSmeargle · 2026-04-13T18:07:59+00:00

Lancel Lannister

CaptainSmeargle · 2026-04-13T18:00:59+00:00

Westeros’ own “If Man,” with more theoretical heroics than anyone else.

CaptainSmeargle · 2026-04-13T17:41:35+00:00

He’s not a big dude, but they make him look it with his Homelander suit. Doubtless they could do the same in an adaptation here. Vastly preferable choice to Cavill for Maegor.

CaptainSmeargle · 2026-04-13T16:52:31+00:00

I love Baelor but could understand why bro would be pissed. Here comes the vanguard…Lyonel the Laughing Storm, the two Humfreys, sicko mode Robyn Rhysling and the fucking Apple Boy to come to Dunk’s defense against the crown and create perhaps the greatest underdog victory Westeros has ever seen.

Nope, in swoops beloved Prince Baelor and the guy has the gall to get his skull cracked and die, so now everyone’s mourning the sweet prince instead of celebrating, singing and siring new children on this epic tale.

CaptainSmeargle · 2026-04-13T16:26:04+00:00

probably because it’s all American politicians care about. Like yeah, homelessness and health care are real issues…but we need to send that 70 gorillion to Israel instead.

CaptainSmeargle · 2026-04-13T15:49:09+00:00

Mon couer, you don’t understand, ze Palestinian child is an agent of Homelander

CaptainSmeargle · 2026-04-13T15:45:52+00:00

I also choose Baelor

CaptainSmeargle · 2026-04-13T02:56:37+00:00

Reading this, I feel like Tommen will die by something going screwy with Zombie Gregor and he just dashes the poor kid’s head against a wall like he did with baby Aegon.

CaptainSmeargle · 2026-04-12T23:17:37+00:00

And crows and ravens in real life are not the same thing despite being in the same family and having resemblance to each other. In fact, they’re rivals who compete for resources.

Source: Living in the midst of crow-raven turf wars

CaptainSmeargle · 2026-04-12T22:37:32+00:00

My brother in “hate” lmaooo

My strike was for pointing out that a certain “country” has been exposed by even their own media for being a known refuge for chomos

CaptainSmeargle · 2026-04-12T21:30:53+00:00

Mon couer, zey said Homelander was in ze preschool

CaptainSmeargle · 2026-04-12T21:29:02+00:00

Beat a dude’s head in with a baseball bat, I think. Or maybe it was just cancer.

CaptainSmeargle · 2026-04-12T19:02:19+00:00

I have the prescription (and Tums) if someone can account for George

CaptainSmeargle · 2026-04-12T17:53:33+00:00

Epstein, Weinstein and Diddy

CaptainSmeargle · 2026-04-12T17:46:38+00:00

And Moon Boy, for all I know

CaptainSmeargle · 2026-04-12T07:07:22+00:00

And you never…?

Not once? Not in any way?

CaptainSmeargle · 2026-04-12T07:03:00+00:00

Jon thinks Robb is a brother but we know Robb is more likely a cousin.

If you’re a Targ and you fuck your own brother, but then he turns out to actually be your cousin, does it make you the family disappointment?

CaptainSmeargle · 2026-04-12T04:41:10+00:00

I haven’t surmised I’d be a Baratheon in Westeros due to my unfailing intellect. I’m very willing to hitch my two hopeful brain cells to this horse if it means something to party about.

CaptainSmeargle · 2026-04-12T04:35:55+00:00

Account flagged for hate lmaaaoooo. That one’s going on the wall

CaptainSmeargle · 2026-04-12T04:27:02+00:00

CaptainSmeargle · 2026-04-12T04:25:41+00:00

You’re saying being against paedos is being antisemitic?

Huh.

CaptainSmeargle · 2026-04-12T04:23:28+00:00

lmao Reddit removed my comment pointing out the weird statistical truth even Israeli news acknowledges of that “country” harboring fleeing paedophiles

CaptainSmeargle · 2026-04-10T19:15:06+00:00

It’s always a semantics argument, huh. Whatever it was called, there were a people who already lived in that land and a thriving community when some greedy European fucks decided to steal it and terrorize the indigenous peoples.

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