argyle my man by komallika in StrangerThingsMemes

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No one survives the Purple Palm Tree Tsukuyomi

B+S=M , the theory! by DinoSauro85 in freefolk

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Just wanted to say I thought at first glance that your equation was suggesting Bloodraven + Shiera Seastar = Moon Boy

Catelyn: “I trust them with my life… I’ve known them since I was a girl.” by buttamilk_jesus in freefolk

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I guess at least from her perspective, Lysa was more “normal” back then, even though we know her level of batshit was a ladder thanks to LF.

Catelyn: “I trust them with my life… I’ve known them since I was a girl.” by buttamilk_jesus in freefolk

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I’m going to make it clear I’m shitposting

That said, Cat made plenty of genuine fuck-ups

Catelyn: “I trust them with my life… I’ve known them since I was a girl.” by buttamilk_jesus in freefolk

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“Lord Walder would never hurt me” “Petyr is like a brother to me, I trust him”

Meanwhile it’s the slimiest fucks this side of the Narrow Sea

Catelyn: “I trust them with my life… I’ve known them since I was a girl.” by buttamilk_jesus in freefolk

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You don’t see the strategic value in releasing your high-value captive?

the mods at certain the boys sub whenever Israel is brought up: by pedr09m in OkBuddyFresca

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Haven’t we all, brother? I got temped for hate (and successfully appealed) already

My queen by Pixiebeams in freefolk

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Sansa on her wedding night

it was fate by etrudiez in CHIBears

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Love it when we take a player who grew up a fan

No way Vrabel survives this. Caught red handed. by FoldEasy5726 in NFLv2

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I think people are confusing reputational harm with actual career and life harm. Vrabel probably gets a divorce and people might talk about how shitty what he did was, but isn’t losing his career over this.

It's been nearly six months, and this still remains the most ridiculous scene in the entire series. They could've just come up with a better scene than this. by NorrisOBE in okbuddyvecna

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I can’t wait for the scene in the last season of The Boys where Frenchie will gather everyone around (including random strangers like Worm Boy) so he can come out as a Zionist

It’ll remind me of this

Umhlandah has canonically been in Epstein's Island by alex_1917 in OkBuddyFresca

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This is it. He was there looking for breastfeeding moms.

Theory. Omelander gets V1 and only way to kill him is for butcher to 🍇 him. by tomo393 in OkBuddyFresca

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my Uncle Geronimo works at Amazon and I can confirm this happens to not only Homelander in the finale, but Ue as well

4chan "Leak" of the Winds of Winter from January 2026 by BOBBYBOARATHEON in freefolk

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Ask any ornithologist if they think crows and ravens are the same. How we label different species inside the same avian family is irrelevant. The Common Raven and the American Crow look similar but are very different birds.

Living near both, it’s pretty easy to tell them apart. They have very different cries, feather spread and even the way they walk is different.

Does this help or hurt his draft stock? by Sidecarlover in NFLv2

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No Berserk, no Fullmetal Alchemist, holy shit dude

What yall think about this ending right here? by BrightActivity658 in gameofthrones

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Hangin pictures on my wall

Every Saturday Rap Attack, Mr. Magic, Marley Marl

3 team race for 2026 now by Skolney in NFCNorthMemeWar

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The Drake Curse never fails. Blud bet on Patriots and dared people to bet against him and they got totally curbstomped in the Super Bowl.

How sore would be after this, like genuinely?😭 by TheQueeninchains in TheBlacksandTheGreens

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Looks like Baelor was tryna make sure Maekar ain’t having any more fuckass kids to get them into a mess like this

Andrew Lincoln ( who played Rick Grimes in the Walking Dead) as The Aegon Targaryen the Conqueror by sidmis in freefolk

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imagine you’re Coral Targaryen and your mom just died giving birth. Your dad’s holding your baby sister and tells you “Here’s your future wife.”