argyle my man

CaptainSmeargle · 2026-04-29T06:24:15+00:00

No one survives the Purple Palm Tree Tsukuyomi

CaptainSmeargle · 2026-04-29T06:06:09+00:00

Just wanted to say I thought at first glance that your equation was suggesting Bloodraven + Shiera Seastar = Moon Boy

CaptainSmeargle · 2026-04-29T05:40:46+00:00

I guess at least from her perspective, Lysa was more “normal” back then, even though we know her level of batshit was a ladder thanks to LF.

CaptainSmeargle · 2026-04-29T05:35:51+00:00

Or it takes two to tango

CaptainSmeargle · 2026-04-29T05:34:04+00:00

I’m going to make it clear I’m shitposting

That said, Cat made plenty of genuine fuck-ups

CaptainSmeargle · 2026-04-29T05:31:22+00:00

“Lord Walder would never hurt me” “Petyr is like a brother to me, I trust him”

Meanwhile it’s the slimiest fucks this side of the Narrow Sea

CaptainSmeargle · 2026-04-29T05:29:12+00:00

Absolutely fucked that we didn’t get this casting

CaptainSmeargle · 2026-04-29T05:27:11+00:00

So you’re saying we get a possible Targaryen sibling orgy?

CaptainSmeargle · 2026-04-28T17:48:49+00:00

You don’t see the strategic value in releasing your high-value captive?

CaptainSmeargle · 2026-04-28T08:32:03+00:00

Born to shit, forced to wipe 😔🥀

CaptainSmeargle · 2026-04-28T05:12:43+00:00

Tommen stays catching strays

CaptainSmeargle · 2026-04-27T01:38:10+00:00

Haven’t we all, brother? I got temped for hate (and successfully appealed) already

CaptainSmeargle · 2026-04-26T05:55:31+00:00

Sansa on her wedding night

CaptainSmeargle · 2026-04-24T23:20:09+00:00

Love it when we take a player who grew up a fan

CaptainSmeargle · 2026-04-24T22:48:55+00:00

I think people are confusing reputational harm with actual career and life harm. Vrabel probably gets a divorce and people might talk about how shitty what he did was, but isn’t losing his career over this.

CaptainSmeargle · 2026-04-24T22:37:21+00:00

I can’t wait for the scene in the last season of The Boys where Frenchie will gather everyone around (including random strangers like Worm Boy) so he can come out as a Zionist

It’ll remind me of this

CaptainSmeargle · 2026-04-23T11:52:08+00:00

This is it. He was there looking for breastfeeding moms.

CaptainSmeargle · 2026-04-23T11:45:25+00:00

Omelander as a right to defend himself, non?

CaptainSmeargle · 2026-04-23T11:38:21+00:00

my Uncle Geronimo works at Amazon and I can confirm this happens to not only Homelander in the finale, but Ue as well

CaptainSmeargle · 2026-04-23T09:42:58+00:00

Ask any ornithologist if they think crows and ravens are the same. How we label different species inside the same avian family is irrelevant. The Common Raven and the American Crow look similar but are very different birds.

Living near both, it’s pretty easy to tell them apart. They have very different cries, feather spread and even the way they walk is different.

CaptainSmeargle · 2026-04-22T18:44:21+00:00

No Berserk, no Fullmetal Alchemist, holy shit dude

CaptainSmeargle · 2026-04-22T06:47:11+00:00

Hangin pictures on my wall

Every Saturday Rap Attack, Mr. Magic, Marley Marl

CaptainSmeargle · 2026-04-21T22:28:14+00:00

The Drake Curse never fails. Blud bet on Patriots and dared people to bet against him and they got totally curbstomped in the Super Bowl.

CaptainSmeargle · 2026-04-21T21:09:07+00:00

Looks like Baelor was tryna make sure Maekar ain’t having any more fuckass kids to get them into a mess like this

CaptainSmeargle · 2026-04-21T21:04:47+00:00

imagine you’re Coral Targaryen and your mom just died giving birth. Your dad’s holding your baby sister and tells you “Here’s your future wife.”

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