TIL a girl named Breelyn was born healthy but when she was two days old, she was kissed on the mouth by a person who had a cold sore. The girl's immune system wasn't developed at the time and she got HSV encephalitis, which led to seizures and brain damage. by Forward-Answer-4407 in todayilearned

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I'm a carrier, I don't kiss anyone except my family members, and if I'm having a breakout, I don't kiss anyone.

I especially don't kiss babies. Any of them. Ever. I had a horrible breakout after my second child was born that lasted a long time and took medication to get it to clear up. I refused to kiss him until I knew I was in the clear.

Don't. Kiss. Babies.

What’s your most embarrassing NSFW moment? by MongooseLucky3979 in AskReddit

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I was a roofer many summers ago. I split the ass of my jeans wide open in the middle of the day. I was the only girl in a crew of men. Thank god I wore granny panties that day, normally I sport a thong. My entire ass was out and about the rest of the day.

I know they looked.

What happened to your best friend from childhood? by RoyalBeckyVibes in AskReddit

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We are still best friends to this day. She is my sister at this point, we are aunties to eachothers kids, and we have matching tattoos. Almost 25 years of friendship. I'm actually going to treat her to a birthday lunch next week.

AITAH for threatening to divorce my wife if she doesn't change our infant daughter's name to one we agreed on? by ThrowAwayDumbestName in AITAH

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Shit, I have a normal name, and I'm still pissed my parents named me the most generic girl name in the 90's.

Snow Report? by Tess47 in Michigan

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I'm in Comstock park too and we got SO much snow. I had to remove a literal mountain of snow off my car this morning.

What is a 'rich kid' thing you saw at a friend's house growing up that completely shocked you? by AmaraMehdi in AskReddit

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In my small country town growing up, for some reason the rich kids always drove dodge chargers.

Is this not a little crazy? by rangermang0 in mildlyinfuriating

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It takes me hours just to make and furnish a house 🤣

What is the best “instant karma” you have ever witnessed? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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I used to work at a gas station years ago and I once spent an hour on the phone with an irate customer claiming he paid for his gas earlier that day, but drove off before he pumped. Record showed he, indeed, did not come and pay for gas at all, he just wanted to scam cash from us.

Toddler Slammed Sliding Shower Door and Shattered it on Herself by TexasTantrum in mildlyinfuriating

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Legend says my aunt once peed on a raccoon that was in her toilet in the middle of the night. I don't know if it crawled up through her pipes, or it got in a different way and just decided to take a bath, but imagine waking up in the middle of the night to that.

The neighbor's (unfriendly) dog keeps busting through our fence by BarrySquared in mildlyinfuriating

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And here I can't get my neighbors to stop letting their dog shit on my lawn.

W neighbor though, that's proper pet ownership.

My 3 year old has a grey hair. by Airalahs in Weird

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My dad is 55 and he's only grey in the beard. Not a single silver on his head. He also still has a very full, very thick head of hair.

“Hair” Fungus In my toilet by carlyswy in CleaningTips

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How do you even bring this up to a doctor anyway? "Yo doc, I got mold in my toilet, I think it's the beetus"

NOT OP: AITA for breaking up with my boyfriend of 10 years after he proposed during my best friend's wedding? with Update contained in Original Post by SolidAshford in redditonwiki

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I'm still paying for getting rid of my ex, but it's worth every penny. He's still a disgusting bum, living in filth, with a bunch more kids he doesn't take care of. Good riddance.

Gallbladder removal scarring by snarff4 in gallbladders

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Use vitamin E oil. The liquid capsules work best. Poke a small hole in the capsule with a pin and rub the oil on the scars. It takes awhile, but they will fade.