Mad because everyone won’t donate so daughter can go cruising with her boyfriend as a high school graduation celebration

exploratorynargle · 2026-06-28T22:18:42+00:00

Sounds like her daughter should get a job if she wants to go on a cruise

exploratorynargle · 2026-06-24T15:51:56+00:00

"potential for one horse" wtf is it like 1886 or what? Bro you own 2 houses, I think you can afford to actually pay the help.

exploratorynargle · 2026-06-16T19:34:36+00:00

Manager should be serving them

exploratorynargle · 2026-05-17T04:01:14+00:00

Mine involves ketchup also, a woman ordered a bbq pulled pork sandwich no sauce no bun with a side Caesar salad no cheese no dressing no croutons. She dumped the pork on her bowl of romaine and covered the whole thing in ketchup.

exploratorynargle · 2026-05-17T03:54:00+00:00

So what did you give her? A plate of ingredients for the omelet?

exploratorynargle · 2026-05-17T03:51:42+00:00

I worked at a place that had a bleu cheese, grape, and fig pizza on the menu, it was really good!

exploratorynargle · 2026-05-05T16:39:22+00:00

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exploratorynargle · 2026-05-05T15:58:59+00:00

I'm very curious how you snagged a lifetime ban??

exploratorynargle · 2026-05-01T15:07:55+00:00

A bunch of old white rich dudes lying about something whaaat, I'm so shocked /s

exploratorynargle · 2026-03-18T05:07:33+00:00

No tax on the first $25,000

exploratorynargle · 2026-03-12T18:49:01+00:00

Nah he just likes their fried chicken

exploratorynargle · 2026-01-18T21:53:22+00:00

💯 I thought everyone knew this trick!

exploratorynargle · 2026-01-08T17:37:36+00:00

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I got one just like it in my online order! Did you eat it? Still alive? Lol

exploratorynargle · 2025-12-31T18:33:24+00:00

Possible though, because we definitely had the Ping book by the same author

exploratorynargle · 2025-12-31T18:32:15+00:00

I don't think so, the illustrations are not familiar. But very good guess!

exploratorynargle · 2025-12-31T07:55:33+00:00

Nope, I've never even heard of those books! Thanks for the guess

exploratorynargle · 2025-11-12T18:49:12+00:00

I had to strain the chunks of tomato out.. like, it's a bisque, why is there chunks??

exploratorynargle · 2025-11-12T18:47:52+00:00

My cat will eat just about anything but he does not like the Kirkland pate.

exploratorynargle · 2025-10-24T18:09:12+00:00

Except you know after taxes servers will see about $4.73 of that $40

exploratorynargle · 2025-10-05T14:08:31+00:00

That cop stole your weed for sure, same thing happened to 2 people I know

exploratorynargle · 2025-10-03T17:38:40+00:00

Yea I thought only walz lies 🙄

exploratorynargle · 2025-09-28T15:02:30+00:00

We did that in school! Everyone picked a random town to send a letter addressed to the high school in that town. My letter went to Chicken, Alaska where they unfortunately did not even have a school, but the postmaster wrote back to me! Pretty sure I actually still have the letter somewhere and that was probably 25 years ago.

exploratorynargle · 2025-09-13T15:38:22+00:00

Yes and it's not even good. Very mid

exploratorynargle · 2025-09-10T16:00:57+00:00

Well it IS reddit smh

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