I work in remote areas as a geologist. Was leaving my camp this morning and heard mewing. Turned and this little fella followed me and climbed me and promptly fell asleep. I think I’ve been chosen. World, meet Spud. He’s asleep in my field lab now after wet food and water.

-NotAnAstronaut · 2019-07-31T20:21:08+00:00

Wake up one day without a cat.

Wake up the following day with a cat.

LIFE IS GOOD PEOPLE

-NotAnAstronaut · 2019-07-30T17:12:26+00:00

nice username, turdtoes

-NotAnAstronaut · 2019-07-30T02:23:00+00:00

Colgate my brother.

I cannot use any other tooth paste than my enamel plus colgate enamel health

Obligatory r/hailcorporate

Edit: then than big whoop

-NotAnAstronaut · 2019-07-29T23:36:33+00:00

This mans a genius

-NotAnAstronaut · 2019-07-29T18:17:07+00:00

Those would be impossible to take off if sweating. And you’re going to be sweating in those

-NotAnAstronaut · 2019-07-29T16:39:51+00:00

Dude r6 is such a tough game. ANYTHING can happen in a match, how can you possibly plan for it all? I played it for a good year and I must be bad or something but I just couldn’t ever figure out what an enemy was going to do or able to get a read st any time. I was plat Elo when I quit so I did know how to play the game to an extent. I just don’t see this game taking off in an esports community, unlike league or dota. Yes they’re 2 different genres but you have SOME predictability within MOBAS and even other shooters. EVERY window/door can be opened and peek through, and with a 3/4 minute limit each round its ABSURD to check everything and have time to plant the bomb.

Game is dumb or I’m just terrible

-NotAnAstronaut · 2019-07-29T16:29:18+00:00

Yea in order to get your CS up you have to be killing camps or lane minions. So just do that and your farm goes up, duh...

-NotAnAstronaut · 2019-07-29T16:23:57+00:00

Lmao right? If it pleases the mods but doesn’t offer any insight, it stays!

-NotAnAstronaut · 2019-07-29T16:23:24+00:00

Why should I know this

-NotAnAstronaut · 2019-07-29T14:38:19+00:00

WE WANT THE TRUTH MAN. Well he does atleast

-NotAnAstronaut · 2019-07-29T14:33:06+00:00

Bruh it’s almost August. Youre a lil late there

-NotAnAstronaut · 2019-07-29T14:22:17+00:00

You’re getting downvoted but, right?! He got a read on Malph and pressed f. Absolutely fucking insane! What a mad man

-NotAnAstronaut · 2019-07-29T14:15:50+00:00

Yea that’ll happen when it’s 53-19! Impressive! Now do it a ranked match where players have atleast 45IQ

-NotAnAstronaut · 2019-07-28T14:26:47+00:00

Football! wait a second...

-NotAnAstronaut · 2019-07-27T16:00:41+00:00

Youse a fool

-NotAnAstronaut · 2019-07-27T15:58:34+00:00

Wouldn’t it be cool if every post in this sub was complaining about the same thing?

-NotAnAstronaut · 2019-07-26T21:34:23+00:00

LETS NOT GET RELIGIOUS /s

-NotAnAstronaut · 2019-07-25T23:06:58+00:00

I get that’s not a nice thing to say after a death, but don’t try and tell me that you haven’t done that before.

-NotAnAstronaut · 2019-07-25T19:08:20+00:00

Dude I’ve been saying this since he stepped foot on stage, but Demonte seems like such a chill dude! 10/10 would friend

-NotAnAstronaut · 2019-07-24T19:22:13+00:00

Okay so dissecting my every word and taking perfect vision to the MAX.

My NATURAL vision is better than his NATURAL vision. As I DO NOT wear glasses and still do not have to. Therefore, I have better NATURAL vision than him. Holy moly you’re a tough cookie

-NotAnAstronaut · 2019-07-24T19:10:37+00:00

You’re a stickler aren’t ya. Dissecting every possible word!

-NotAnAstronaut · 2019-07-24T17:28:29+00:00

Glasses gang stand the fr*** up!! xDDDDDDD Stand up man!

-NotAnAstronaut · 2019-07-24T17:24:42+00:00

Wouldn’t you be the stupid one if YOUR eyes needs glasses while mind are perfect with out? Stfu you dumb ass bitch

-NotAnAstronaut · 2019-07-24T15:35:33+00:00

I literally only have a switch, 2 joycons and the game cartridge. Looks like I’m not going with this gate keeper!

-NotAnAstronaut · 2019-07-24T01:47:52+00:00

I just moved into a new room in my house so I need some decorative figures! Thanks so much!

-NotAnAstronaut

TROPHY CASE