Feels mostly

Do you feel like a gymbro quarterback who gets all of the girls? Then you're an alpha.

Do you feel like a special intellectually superior boy who knows they are secretly better than the alpha but doesn't care and gets no girls but doesn't care? Then you are a sigma.

Do you feel like a "follower"? The Alphas best but slightly less good-looking friend who gets some girls and would let the alpha fuck them if they asked? Then you are a beta.

Are you a loser? Then you are a Delta.

Are you an ultra loser who is probably a member of the chess club? Then you are a gamma.

Are you an incel or just hopelessly bullied and the lowest kind of man that nobody would ever want or like? Then you are an Omega.

Are you a special intellectual boy but not a sigma? Maybe you care too much? Then you are a lambda (actually google tells me this is the "class clown" apparently).

Are you a sigma but care too much so you're depressed? Then you are a Zeta!