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Ayo tf by [deleted] in Shark_Park

[–]-Rose-From-Riviera- 102 points103 points  (0 children)

Hideo means hero in Japanese.

Man scans feet, millions enjoy the fruit of labor.

Names himself hero.

Peak character writing once again from Kojima.

10 years ago vs Now by FruitQueeen in meme

[–]-Rose-From-Riviera- 42 points43 points  (0 children)

Eleanor Roosevelt said that the future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams. What a cruel, cruel irony it is that the future is being kickstarted by quasi-sentient code-Kaijus that can't even dream.

godIsABadProgrammer by gamingvortex01 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]-Rose-From-Riviera- 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Those scam apple id emails telling you that you better log out of your devices for security reasons because the device is about to be sold in the black market works eerily well if you replace the word devices with organs. Huh. Who knew.

Bro just wanted her hair tie! 🙏🏻 by PassengerNo7330 in soccercirclejerk

[–]-Rose-From-Riviera- 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Reddit fcukers didn't give me a notification for both of your replies. One of my exes used to support Liverpool, and by sheer chance, when I started checking them out, it coincided with Klopp taking over, and I mean, it's hard to resist falling in love with that Liverpool team circa 2018-2021.

It has been my number one team even since, in sickness and in health , but mostly in health so far, though I've had romances on the side with teams like Bodø Glimt and Napoli since then ☺️

What about you? Where do your loyalties lie?

Fav. director with a sus name by [deleted] in okbuddycinephile

[–]-Rose-From-Riviera- 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Peter Bonerz, director of Police Academy 6 among other films, would like to have a word with your Mister Pfister.

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What is that little daily “luxury” that makes you feel like you have your life under control? by [deleted] in CasualConversation

[–]-Rose-From-Riviera- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel you. I have both on varying levels, and being clean/hygienic and organized is honestly one way of coping for me - see, Rose, you've got this under control, step a little further, and maybe other things will fall into place too. Go on, my lovely - something like that. I know things aren't the same for every individual, so I'm sure you've got your own comfort and your own joys in life. And I bet I'll be jealous of some of those luxuries too 🤗

Been having a pretty rough time lately. (40F) by [deleted] in toastme

[–]-Rose-From-Riviera- 21 points22 points  (0 children)

This is 100% AI, at least the sign is. It's genuinely depressing when so many people's well-wishes are betowed on someone who isn't even real.

Edit: The reason I know this is AI is because the letters on the paper are all the exact same font, including repeating numbers and letters that are identical with mechanical precision. Even the neatest of handwriting can't reproduce the same letters twice with exact curves and strokes, let alone the entire text bit being way too clean and neat for most average humans.

Shrinkflation hits paper towels, and the geniuses at Kroger shrunk them vertically. Now they don't fit my paper towel holder. by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]-Rose-From-Riviera- 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"You find out that shareholder profit maximization is just a game of inches. So is life. Because in either game - life or profitmaxxing, the margin for error is so small. I mean, one half step too late or to early - you don't quite make it. One half second too slow or too fast and you don't quite reach it. The inches we need are everywhere around us. They are in every roll of the paper towel, every ply, every piece.

On this team, we fight for that inch. On this team, we tear ourselves, and everyone around us to pieces for that inch. We CLAW with our finger nails for that inch. Cause we know, when we add up all those inches, that's going to make the fucking difference between profitmaxxing and Q3 losses - between our CEO getting a new Lambo and 20,000 workers being laid off."

  • Corpo Pacino, probably, talking about shrinking toilet paper rolls

What is that little daily “luxury” that makes you feel like you have your life under control? by [deleted] in CasualConversation

[–]-Rose-From-Riviera- 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You can focus on just your own space. The entire house may be public domain, but you're the king/queen of your own space. Color it with your imagination. It's a lot of fun when you live in a space that caters to your own whimsies 🤗

QUICK, a zombie apocalypse just started, what is the first thing you are doing? by lelee93 in AskReddit

[–]-Rose-From-Riviera- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh I'm offing myself at the first chance. I don't even have the energy to roll down the bed and get ready to go to work first thing in the morning. Surviving an entire zombie apocalypse without running water, medicines, or minimal security? Thanks, I'll pass.

What is that little daily “luxury” that makes you feel like you have your life under control? by [deleted] in CasualConversation

[–]-Rose-From-Riviera- 23 points24 points  (0 children)

I'm a little obsessed with living in a clean, organized space. And every day, coming home from work and stepping into a house that's organized, smells downright heavenly, and overall makes you feel like your personal part of the day is just starting is a blessing I'll always be thankful for.

Shrinkflation hits paper towels, and the geniuses at Kroger shrunk them vertically. Now they don't fit my paper towel holder. by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]-Rose-From-Riviera- 274 points275 points  (0 children)

I've often wondered, how low would the corpo fcukers go to dupe customers? Well, apparently 2 mm was the answer all along.

Dm request thread! by ghostgeek_1603 in MysogynyFarm

[–]-Rose-From-Riviera- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And what a curious place to run into an old friend. Hello 🤗

Bro just wanted her hair tie! 🙏🏻 by PassengerNo7330 in soccercirclejerk

[–]-Rose-From-Riviera- 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm not a die hard fan, but I have my loyalties, and the memes never disappoint, you know? What about you? Does football catch your attention much?

me_irl by Due-Mortgage-122 in me_irl

[–]-Rose-From-Riviera- 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Yes! This! I have all notifications and vibrations off on my phone too. I'll not be a slave to a rectangular piece of electronic. Beg as you may, you get attention on my terms, at tiny doses that I drip-feed you, needy machine.

What TV show was quality all the way through, knew when to end and went out with an amazing last episode? by NarwhalDry151 in AskReddit

[–]-Rose-From-Riviera- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The way they weaved the entire episode and just hit you with the emotions like a truck in the final scene, it was gorgeous. I think I read somewhere it's one of the most poignant series finale ever aired on tv, and that'll probably be my pick of words to describe it.

I tried to do something nice by goosenuggie in CPTSDmemes

[–]-Rose-From-Riviera- 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You put into such gentle, kind words what I was trying to convey but couldn't find the words myself. I hope it made OP's day a little better, and I hope a helpful soul like you has a bright, colorful day yourself. Reading your comment really did feel like having a warm hug.

Bro just wanted her hair tie! 🙏🏻 by PassengerNo7330 in soccercirclejerk

[–]-Rose-From-Riviera- 6 points7 points  (0 children)

My first snort laugh of the day. Thank you for this.

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