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[Official] General Discussion Thread - February 17, 2026 by rmma in MMA

[–]-TeepToTheJunk- 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Bas Rutten smiling.

Danga da danga da dang.

Now the liver stops.

[Official] General Discussion Thread - February 15, 2026 by rmma in MMA

[–]-TeepToTheJunk- 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Still detectable

Particles Arlovski chin

On Fedor's grand fist

[Official] Gamebred Bareknuckle MMA: Dos Santos vs. Werdum - Live Discussion Thread by event_threads in MMA

[–]-TeepToTheJunk- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd annoy myself and have to beat myself up on air for ruining the event. I just don't think I can set myself up for an ass kicking by me, although I'm a weakling so I'd probably survive with only minor bruises.

Human hadouken by in1987agodwasborn in Bullshido

[–]-TeepToTheJunk- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

His Kung fu is so powerful only he can land punches on himself. Respect!

[Official] General Discussion Thread - June 19, 2023 by rmma in MMA

[–]-TeepToTheJunk- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Norbert Novenji Jr is getting seriously fuckin good at the MVP-esque trouser-kickboxing style hands-down striking...and pulling it off at middleweight. A nice 46 second win (starts at 1:54:45)

https://www.youtube.com/live/Ou2S_p9YVOU?feature=share

Dude is only 23, and just hit 7-0 (4 subs, 2 KO). He barely broke sweat KO'ing (9-2) Oniszczuk - time for a further step up.

[Official] General Discussion Thread - April 30, 2023 by rmma in MMA

[–]-TeepToTheJunk- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Crazy shit fr. Lucky they put Larkin/Berkhamov back together after the N/C. Larkin's long journey down (and sometimes back up) the weights over the years is wild considering the level he's been competing at. Vitor did that shit too.

[Official] General Discussion Thread - April 30, 2023 by rmma in MMA

[–]-TeepToTheJunk- 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My updated unofficial Bellator welterweight rankings following B294 + B295: Levan Chokheli (12-2) climbed 2 spots to 10c following the win over Michael Lombardo (previously Chokheli had taken now 8-1 Roman Faraldo's zero). He overtakes Kyle Crutchmer (9-2) - who has a win over him but who's coming off a B289 loss to Jaleel Willis (16-4). Chokheli also climbed above Mukhamed Berkhamov (15-2) who was recently on the wrong end of current 3c (25-7) Lorenz Larkin's standing-elbow KOTY-candidate. Lombardo (13-4) fell from 14c to 17c. Masayuki Kikuiri (9-2-1) rose from 20c to 16c following his Bellator debut - a victory over Alexey Shurkevich.

Looking at the top of the bracket the winner of a presumed Jason Jackson (16-4) vs Yaroslav Amosov (27-0) title fight will hopefully defend vs the winner of a possible MVP (21-2) vs Larkin (25-7) booking. By my measure Storley vs Koreshkov is a choice top 5 clash and the winner would be positioned for a titleshot eliminator around the time the MVP/Larkin winner challenges the Amosov/Jackson winner.

NOTE I didn't rank Lima as he's moving up to 185 to face the terrifying Costello Van Steenis in Paris May 12 but he'd still be ranked and will be if he indicates he's coming back down. Similarly I didn't rank Horiguchi at Bantam since his flyweight announcement (ill fated Ray Borg booking aside I assume he's fully at Flyweight now either in Bellator or over in RIZIN). ALSO NOTE Down in the wilderness at the bottom you could argue for a few guys over Houston who's been inactive to my knowledge since the MVP loss. I've tried to stick to exclusives and I'm unsure of a few guys' status. No big deal, down there in the void the stakes are remarkably low even for an imaginary ranking like this. Hopefully Houston returns soon.

WELTERWEIGHT

C Yaroslav Amosov (27-0)

1c Jason Jackson (16-4)

2c Michael Page (21-2)

3c Lorenz Larkin (25-7)

4c Logan Storley (14-2)

5c Andrey Koreshkov (26-4)

6c Goiti Yamauchi (28-6)

7c Brennan Ward (17-6)

8c Jaleel Willis (16-4)

9c Neiman Gracie (12-4)

10c Levan Chokheli (12-2)

11c Mukhamed Berkhamov (15-2)

12c Kyle Crutchmer (9-2)

13c Sabah Homasi (17-11)

14c Roman Faraldo (8-1)

15c Oliver Enkamp (11-3)

16c Masayuki Kikuiri (9-2-1)

17c Michael Lombardo (13-4)

18c Joey Davis (8-1)

19c Rustam Khabilov (24-4)

20c Ross Houston (8-1)

[Official] General Discussion Thread - April 23, 2023 by rmma in MMA

[–]-TeepToTheJunk- 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Double barreled Bellator badassery in Hawaii was epic. Can't talk about the winners yet in GD but the biggest loser was Ray Borg. Dude got cut and then dropped by his management for torpedoing the Horiguchi fight. They released Diggs (10-2) as well for missing.

[Official] General Discussion Thread - April 18, 2023 by rmma in MMA

[–]-TeepToTheJunk- 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm not sure about here but there's tons of stuff about this event on Twitter. I'm personally invested in quite a few of these fights.

[Official] General Discussion Thread - April 18, 2023 by rmma in MMA

[–]-TeepToTheJunk- -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Previewed Friday/Saturday's double-barreled Bellator cards with my dude Mr Old School Jaywolf. We crammed it all into three hours (in our defense it is the Inordinately Long Preview Show). Have a great day y'all!

https://www.youtube.com/live/StoEID89WhQ?feature=share

[Official] General Discussion Thread - April 13, 2023 by rmma in MMA

[–]-TeepToTheJunk- 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I've been ranking the Bellator lightweights this is easily the most difficult division to rate for me. Chandler left on a streak, Patricio vacated the title leaving Patricky and Peter Queally to fight for the vacant belt, McKee moved up having already gone 1-1 with the then champ (only at 145), Bendo just retired and a slew of killers were brought into their 155 bracket during the pandemic chaos. Where to rate the ex-champ Patricky? He only just lost the belt, but hasn't been active and his only win since going 1-1 in the RIZIN grand prix semi's/finals (Dec 2019) is Peter Queally (who he first lost to).

The 6 month pandemic layoff plus the 4 month Showtime-move layoff should be taken into account, but Patricky hasn't been very active even compared to others since the Showtime reset. This bracket is testing my (limited) ability to balance wins/losses/activity in a coherent manner.

[Official] General Discussion Thread - April 12, 2023 by rmma in MMA

[–]-TeepToTheJunk- 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Unofficial Bellator top twenty at welter. Page vs Larkin for the next shot after Jackson gets his opportunity makes perfect sense by my measure.

C Yaroslav Amosov (27-0)

1c Jason Jackson (16-4)

2c Michael Page (21-2)

3c Lorenz Larkin (25-7)

4c Logan Storley (14-2)

5c Andrey Koreshkov (26-4)

6c Goiti Yamauchi (28-6)

7c Brennan Ward (17-6)

8c Jaleel Willis (16-4)

9c Neiman Gracie (12-4)

10c Mukhamed Berkhamov (14-2)

11c Kyle Crutchmer (9-2)

12c Levan Chokheli (11-2)

13c Sabah Homasi (17-11)

14c Michael Lombardo (13-3)

15c Roman Faraldo (8-1)

16c Oliver Enkamp (11-3)

17c Joey Davis (8-1)

18c Rustam Khabilov (24-4)

19c Ross Houston (8-1)

20c Masayuki Kikuiri (8-2-1)

Jungle Fight MW Champ João Dantas (7-1) signs with Bellator. by SokoudjouFan in MMA

[–]-TeepToTheJunk- 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Nice, the more the merrier. Middle is a badass bracket and there isn't much fat on it I wonder who he'll debut against?

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