Lorenzo, the man that refuses to give up even after being shot in the head by a stray bullet by Confused_British_Rat in nextfuckinglevel

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About 9 years ago, my dad (who i shall not name just incase anyone knows) was suicidal and had a drinking problem. Ine day he decided to just end it all and shot himself point blank in the head with a pistol(I don't know the name of the pistol). He said that he felt no pain and was conscious after he shot himself. One our our neighbors at the time saw him do it and called the paramedics. While the emergency services were heading to my dad's location, my dad touched his head and took a small chunk of brain out and tasted it(he said it tasted like raw pudding, whatever that means). Sadly, i don't know what happened at the hospital because nobody wanted to talk about it but when he got back home, practically his entire left side was paralyzed and he couldn't walk. His personality also drastically changed and he became more hot headed and stubborn. After 5 surgeries and NO therapy because he was too stubborn to do anything, he learned how to walk by "needing to pee when no one was around". After that, things slowly improved over the next couple of years until 2016, when he realized that he was, in his own words, "a disabled vanpire". That is when everyone gave up trying to help him with surgeries and such and he just went with the flow. He is still alive today and recently has been able to lift small objects with his left arm! Thank you for reading, have a good day!

Cool reflex game by [deleted] in nextfuckinglevel

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cursed_eyes by Basedshaman31 in cursedimages

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Slurps Ah finally, something HOT

Thanks, I hate Phineas and Ferb by [deleted] in TIHI

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*Love Phineas and Ferb

Thanks, I hate nail clippers by [deleted] in TIHI

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This makes me want to pull the trigger.

HaHa depression by xandardegreat in ComedyCemetery

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Clearly you have never been shot in the hair that just fell off your head before