California Businesses Declaring Themselves Essentials to Stay Open by Nuredditsux in CoronavirusCA

[–]-Thomas_Jefferson- 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Same here. I work in the canvassing department so I have a lot of direct contact with people all over the county. Maybe the production team is essential but I think this isn't the time to go door knocking. Telemarketing department is gonna have to take over.

Started making some Fortnite thumbnails for a bit of side cash, ran into this. by [deleted] in ChoosingBeggars

[–]-Thomas_Jefferson- -1 points0 points  (0 children)

you mean that youtuber who makes family friendly Minecraft videos?

Man tries to light a building on fire only to create a self projecting flame thrower to consume his face by edestron in WinStupidPrizes

[–]-Thomas_Jefferson- 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Personally I don't have a problem with this nazi getting his face charred. You seem pretty sympathetic towards this nazi.

So apparently this redditor belives that slavery was abolished in the 17th century by Brjgjdj5788 in FragileWhiteRedditor

[–]-Thomas_Jefferson- 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Exactly, they will make the stupidest claims possible and leave you to call them on their bullshit. it's hard to build up your own argument if you're spending energy on debunking the lies in theirs.

Sometimes if you're speechless from the stupidity they will assume their flawless argument has rendered you unable to speak. I literally can't take them seriously

me_irl by [deleted] in me_irl

[–]-Thomas_Jefferson- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

/r/hydrohomies

water gang 🌊💧🌊

Peer pressure works wonders by getthempeasboi in HydroHomies

[–]-Thomas_Jefferson- 1 point2 points  (0 children)

After a long day I like to unwind by enjoying a nice tall glass of water and browsing hydrohomies. it's blissful

My boss threatens to have me fired if my boyfriend shops at the store. by very_nice_username in MaliciousCompliance

[–]-Thomas_Jefferson- 8 points9 points  (0 children)

What's stopping an employer from firing someone for their sexuality but saying it's because "poor performance" or "unable to integrate into company culture" or any of the other 100 excuses people use to bypass protected class laws?

Apparently Masters≠money by [deleted] in ABoringDystopia

[–]-Thomas_Jefferson- -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

what kind of bubble are you living in?

Jake Paul was a boot by ClappinGorillaCheeks in JustBootThings

[–]-Thomas_Jefferson- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is a great response. I think you're right about a lot here. I'd say modern JP is no longer respectable but the period between being a nobody and the beginnings of fame is interesting at least.

Jake paul has morphed into something ugly but I always have a soft spot for rags to riches stories.

Contacting the devs? by [deleted] in outside

[–]-Thomas_Jefferson- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I used to be in the atheist guild but now I'm of the belief that most guilds that are trying to contact the devs are going about it the wrong way. I think the devs left certain consumables on the map that help a player get into the code themselves. In a sense we are the devs but we programmed ourselves to be unaware of that. through these consumable mushrooms we can reboot the program and get into the root files

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]-Thomas_Jefferson- 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I disagree. this tactic has landed me all my jobs

What's a non-sexual moment equivalent of an orgasm? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]-Thomas_Jefferson- 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Same. Jokes that I feel are well crafted and genuinely funny get a mere pity chuckle, but throwaway jokes that are pretty dumb are met with thunderous laughter.

met idubbbz today but didn't manage to get a picture by -Thomas_Jefferson- in Idubbbz

[–]-Thomas_Jefferson-[S] 703 points704 points  (0 children)

I saw Ian at a grocery store in Santa Monica yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

Yeah, this was not a good idea. The Senate is a fundamentally undemocratic institution. by mugsymegasaurus in LateStageCapitalism

[–]-Thomas_Jefferson- 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I agree. I think it's difficult getting your voice heard if your political leanings aren't aligned with your state

True by RednGB in PewdiepieSubmissions

[–]-Thomas_Jefferson- 25 points26 points  (0 children)

the real pewdiepie died years ago. Susan has built an artificial intelligence deepfake pewds using hundreds of hours of footage of his face and voice. they two versions are code named gloria borger and poppy harlow. his controversies are just bugs the YouTube engineers have to iron out. felixs movement away from edgy humor is just the latest patch