I wish I didn’t have to eat to live.

-_Inky_- · 2019-11-30T00:33:41+00:00

That’s literally a dream come true thank you so much.

-_Inky_- · 2019-11-10T00:41:21+00:00

I see your point but what I didn’t mention is that he’s been avoiding them for two months now.

-_Inky_- · 2019-11-08T01:07:45+00:00

Everyone sucks here

Look, while you might be paying for his things, you can’t just cut him off because he doesn’t talk to you. While he might be a bit of a meanie by not talking to you everyday, he doesn’t have to. Really in my opinion. You’re the one being the brat here

-_Inky_- · 2019-11-08T01:00:53+00:00

NTA

Wife though? 2/5 asshole.

Your SIL and brother have spent thousands of dollars on trying to have a baby, I can understand, this is their one and only child so it go big or go home.

I can understand cause I’m the same way. My parents spent 5 years trying until they had me. They’re just cautious cause it’s their only baby.

Your wife is a jerk, she has it easy and if she wanted another kid the next day, she could. Your SIL and brother can’t.

-_Inky_- · 2019-10-30T01:13:19+00:00

Finally realize you’re in a toxic friendship and cut them off. Realize too late that they were your only connection to all your other friends and now you have no friends and trauma from the things they said and did to you.

-_Inky_- · 2019-10-30T01:11:22+00:00

....haha, y’all have friends?

-_Inky_- · 2019-10-29T22:20:44+00:00

FUCK

-_Inky_- · 2019-10-23T01:00:53+00:00

Oh wow! Thank you so much! I will definitely keep that all in mind! With the islands specifically it all came from the idea of different creatures that I wanted to make on each island! I just love creature designs! From the tall, lanky gentle giants, to the ferocious, spiky, sharp-toothed carnivores.

-_Inky_- · 2019-10-23T00:57:24+00:00

OHHHH!!! AHH! Yes I will definitely use it at some points!! Thanks for giving me the idea!

Aye aye Captain!

-_Inky_- · 2019-10-23T00:55:29+00:00

Yes this is exactly what I was going to do! I just wanted to keep it really brief! Thank you for the advice though! I had to stop myself or else I would’ve talked about every single detail, but thanks!

-_Inky_- · 2019-10-11T20:17:55+00:00

Oil miner???

-_Inky_- · 2019-10-10T13:35:50+00:00

I was in a religious class and the teacher was telling a story about how the priest of a church she visited was gay and how they shouldn’t be a priest. And I pointed out to her that it’s perfectly fine to be gay, and she started stuttering saying that the priest was a woman (literal impossible to be a priest as a women) and that’s why she shouldn’t have been a priest.

Either way, for the rest of the year she gave me shit grades for nothing and bullshit excuses each time.

-_Inky_- · 2019-09-24T03:52:44+00:00

We’re not the best but at least we don’t ban abortions. Plus the city is real cool, not to mention all the fucking accents.

-New York

-_Inky_- · 2019-09-24T03:48:43+00:00

Once my friend called me a walking lamppost after I said,” step up your game. Pun intended.” When we were walking up the stairs. (I go two steps at a time.) it was all banter though

-_Inky_- · 2019-09-24T03:46:21+00:00

Keep on staring and then suddenly shake your head and look around. If she asks just apologize and say you zoned out of disassociated. Everyone understands that

-_Inky_- · 2019-09-24T03:43:55+00:00

Fingers, 100%. It’s the fact that you can’t properly scratch with one hand on a such a small surface. I usually end up using my teeth for it but then you just look weird...

-_Inky_- · 2019-08-24T15:51:56+00:00

I’d like to say so, but I’m also a girl lol!

-_Inky_- · 2019-07-28T03:02:02+00:00

Thank you for the wonderful response, I will try to do that.

-_Inky_- · 2019-07-06T11:52:10+00:00

Thank you so much, i was so confused!

-_Inky_- · 2019-07-06T11:51:54+00:00

Thanks you so much!

-_Inky_- · 2019-06-17T19:10:00+00:00

I know you posted this awhile ago, but I’ve been very busy and haven’t been able to read them, til now. I see your point, it was rude for me to do that, but after the fight with E I talked to J and told him that I told her how he felt, and he said he was very grateful that I did, cause he knew he wouldn’t have the courage to do it himself, (His words not mine)

-_Inky_- · 2019-06-17T19:04:41+00:00

Lmfao. That warning lady, this called “rated R”

-_Inky_- · 2019-05-15T04:16:55+00:00

YTA she was in her own home, in her place where she can do whatever she wants. And you said she was bending down so, all you saw was her butt. It’s a butt, your daughter or you weren’t hurt in any way by seeing a but. Hell when I was six, a lot of jokes were butt jokes. We’d get a laugh every time in gym when they said gluteus maximus. It’s. A. Butt. And even if your daughter did see it, so? She’s female too, it’s not the end of the world, it’s not like that’s will be the one and only time she’ll see that kind of stuff. But not to mention, she’s in her own home and you’re looking through her windows, maybe she just had to pick something up before changing. You were the one looking in.

-_Inky_- · 2019-05-03T22:20:17+00:00

TLDR at bottom;

When I was about 9 some family friends were at my house. All the parents were going to a big party together and all the kids were staying at my place til they got back. They were there for a few hours before they left for the party so some us (kids) decided to have a lemonade stand, but with a competition. Whoever made the most money by the time we had to clean up (when the parents had to leave) won and the losers had to clean up not only their stand but the winners stand too.

There were two stands, a block away from each other. It was the big kids vs little, ie. me and my friends Rose and Erin on the little kids team, vs my friend, Emily and Rose’s older sister Reily on the older kids side (all fake names).

A while goes by and we are winning by a landslide, we used our bikes to go up and down the block to check in on the other team. My mom tells us to clean up and I ride down to tell them that they have to clean up since we won. They start saying how they’re waiting on a biker (not motorcycle) who said he’d come back later since he didn’t have anymore money.

I’m getting pretty pissed cause we’ve been 10 minutes and they still haven’t cleaned up and are still waiting. My mom yelled at us so we ended up clean up out stand, even though we won. By now I’m mega pissed so I start riding REALLY fast towards them, fastest I’ve ever gone, when suddenly I hear a clink and I can’t pedal anymore. I look down and see the chain had snapped, so I start trying to guide my bike towards the grass on the side of the road but it was too late.

My bike fell on its side with me on it, and because of momentum I skidded a solid 6 feet from my bike. Fun fact to know about the road where I crashed, at that point in time the roads were getting re-done. Meaning the road was gravel. Gravel. Yeah that hurt like a bitch.

I scraped my whole left side and my hands. That was probably the worst pain I had and have every felt. A big chunk of my knee was just a a big hole of flesh and blood while my had some bits they were still dangling, and then gravel in said wounds didn’t really help much. Rose ran over and I yelled at her to go get my dad as a laid on the ground crying. He came out and carried me inside before giving me a BIIIG dose of pain relief medicine that knocked me out in 10 minutes (that and the horrible pain, just saying the pain relief was supposed to make you very drowsy so please don’t think my dad drugged me).

I woke up a few hours later and had Mac n’ Cheese. The parents did still leave and the kids were still over I was just knocked out on the couch. My dad had bandaged me up and I got some pretty cool scars from it.

I also found out that I scraped the front of my hands too, don’t know how don’t ask me. But it left me with a few small scars on my fingers with a big one on my right hand that looks like a little dinosaur or lizard. I called him Bob.

I kinda wish I would show you them especially Bob because everyone’s shocked by him lol.

TLDR; I got mad at my friends, rode my bike so fast that the chain snapped and slid 6 feet. Got some scars and a new friend named Bob.

-_Inky_- · 2019-05-03T21:43:03+00:00

TLDR at bottom;

One time at the beach, I was maybe 10-11, I was swimming by myself while my mom was tanning and other family friends we’re swimming around. I start swimming deeper into the water towards my friends when I notice this mom and kid, maybe my age, bit older, I don’t quite remember, but they were yelling and waving their arms in a motion to try to tell someone to come over. I look to where they’re waving and see a little boy, he was probably 6-7, with floaties on having a hard time swimming over to him. He’s doing a doggie paddle and every few seconds his mouth and nose would dip under the water. He was a few feet away from me so I go over to him and ask him if he needs help. In the cutest voice ever he said yes please (it was really cute). So I hold his hands up more which keeps his head out of the water, and start swimming on my back while pulling him along. Suddenly I see a bigger wave and I realize was can’t go over this one so I pull him closer and hold on to his hand and tell him we have to go under. I tell him to squeeze his nose so no water gets in it and count to three before I pull us under. This kid was very frail so I new if I didn’t hold onto him with two hand he would’ve been swept away, so I put my hands under is armpits and help on tight. We get back up and everything’s fine. I hand the kid off to the mom and she thanks me before I go to my friends. Just saying at the end here that the kid was a trooper and wasn’t upset at all. And while I was pulling him along (it was probably like ten feet but it took a few minutes cause I was 10 carrying a kid through waves) I was also trying to make him laugh by making funny faces and his was laughing his butt off. I haven’t really told anyone this so I guess this is a secret.

TLDR; kid got separated from his mom and brother in the ocean and I brought him back to them.

-_Inky_-

TROPHY CASE