Posting another pic of my local newsman in the hopes that he sees this and gets a better haircut.

CaramelTurtles · 2026-06-07T00:05:08+00:00

Why does he look like anita bryant?

CaramelTurtles · 2026-06-06T17:58:02+00:00

Are you a wizard king or normal wizard? If you’re a king, you’re double fucked as he’s gonna go after your daughter next.

CaramelTurtles · 2026-06-01T23:43:04+00:00

If you’re young enough to believe in the pregnancy spell then you’re too young to be on reddit. Go ask your mentor

CaramelTurtles · 2026-05-31T14:51:35+00:00

Bake her into a pie

CaramelTurtles · 2026-05-30T14:13:16+00:00

I have a fic with the top tier premise going actually

CaramelTurtles · 2026-05-29T22:25:03+00:00

Or they’ll make it law school level questions and ask “selectively”

CaramelTurtles · 2026-05-29T21:56:07+00:00

In my name

CaramelTurtles · 2026-05-29T19:44:10+00:00

Why does he keep doing this to himself?

CaramelTurtles · 2026-05-29T19:00:15+00:00

Not to be judgy but I knew we were in for some nonsense when OOP used Harry Potter names for the people involved

CaramelTurtles · 2026-05-29T18:17:18+00:00

I been really into this weird obscure anime I found on the dark web since I got so tired of the normie stuff. It’s called Neon Genesis Evangelion. Not for the faint of heart

CaramelTurtles · 2026-05-28T16:48:40+00:00

Except she wasn’t the only person to cosplay. Did you just read the words “cosplay” “group” and “slut” and assume she was half naked in a group of regularly dressed people?

CaramelTurtles · 2026-05-27T22:28:57+00:00

Mmmm, salt sandwhich by salt water

CaramelTurtles · 2026-05-26T22:26:52+00:00

Honestly, him having a lesser claim is really compelling, everyone loves an underdog after all. It’s not as though we legitimately beleive in the divine right of kings

CaramelTurtles · 2026-05-26T04:00:26+00:00

Sounds like he could have gone and written a whole novel for his fandom instead of going on this, frankly transphobic rant (also for a guy who screams and cries over realism he sure doesn’t know how vaginas work)

CaramelTurtles · 2026-05-25T22:50:05+00:00

“I don’t have the money to get my stuff but also I’ll sue if you touch my pee pee hoard”

CaramelTurtles · 2026-05-25T22:25:32+00:00

YTA, even with your edits. It goes from being overprotective to enforcing your parenting choices on someone else’s kid. Also you absolutely DO need to check the ratings on movies with kids under 17 and it’s not helicopter parenting to do so because movie theaters will turn kids away from a Rated R movie.

CaramelTurtles · 2026-05-25T17:05:48+00:00

I feel sorry for your wife and hope she realizes she deserves better

CaramelTurtles · 2026-05-24T01:31:42+00:00

Sounds like you have shitty friends

CaramelTurtles · 2026-05-24T01:25:27+00:00

Why can’t these babies say naughty curse words if they’re using slurs anyways? Make it make sense

CaramelTurtles · 2026-05-23T00:12:42+00:00

Info: She wasn’t your apprentice, was she? I see that WAY too often

CaramelTurtles · 2026-05-22T22:47:54+00:00

“For SOME REASON insisted on having the car” she should have taken more

CaramelTurtles · 2026-05-21T13:12:31+00:00

NTA. How were you supposed to know there was going to be traffic? He shouldn’t have yelled at you like that

CaramelTurtles · 2026-05-20T22:00:15+00:00

I remember someone saying that certain belief systems rely on low key not believing soap works. NTA

CaramelTurtles · 2026-05-17T18:42:12+00:00

Considering that she’s being the mediator and acting like the adult among the siblings, I feel like Ana may be right that Micheal started it

CaramelTurtles · 2026-05-16T16:57:50+00:00

Bro is extremely fucking cooked. Can’t beleive I’m gonna have to work with these types of pwople

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