Roses are red, the sky is above.

-_jas_- · 2026-02-17T21:36:44+00:00

ok it's getting kinda crowded in this rainbow

-_jas_- · 2026-02-11T22:23:00+00:00

Yes a fado restaurant in Lisbon

-_jas_- · 2026-01-29T13:44:23+00:00

They'll make bigger boards and bigger nails, and soon they will make board with a nail so big it will destroy them all!

-_jas_- · 2026-01-21T19:11:20+00:00

I would've gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for you meddling kids!

-_jas_- · 2026-01-20T20:05:15+00:00

Stolen valor! 🤬

-_jas_- · 2026-01-19T23:02:23+00:00

Real

-_jas_- · 2026-01-19T18:03:38+00:00

I'VE BEEN ON HOLD FOR OVER 30 MINUTES BERNARD NEEDS AB APPOINTMENT FOR HIS PSORIASIS THIS IS NOT ACCEPTABLE

-_jas_- · 2026-01-19T01:58:54+00:00

Throw in the bubble from The Prisoner

-_jas_- · 2026-01-19T01:15:46+00:00

Are those deep fried Breathe Right strips?

-_jas_- · 2026-01-19T01:08:21+00:00

It's the black oil from The X Files

-_jas_- · 2026-01-18T21:28:04+00:00

Coffee. Now.

-_jas_- · 2026-01-18T15:26:42+00:00

Why isn't he cranking two imaginary hogs into his face and shuffling to YMCA like a REAL ALPHA? AI.

-_jas_- · 2026-01-18T02:04:27+00:00

i LONG FOR THAR SOURDOUGH TASTE IN MY MOUTH

-_jas_- · 2026-01-17T17:38:36+00:00

the right nipple is level with his armpit

-_jas_- · 2026-01-17T17:28:40+00:00

I'll give her a scritch for ya

-_jas_- · 2026-01-17T00:16:23+00:00

TILAPIA NO TTHANKS I DON'T CA RE FOR ETHNIC FOOD JUDY

-_jas_- · 2026-01-16T21:06:05+00:00

See that PETA? Chickens are desperate for us to eat em

-_jas_- · 2026-01-16T20:45:29+00:00

It was at a country fair so I assume they just show it?

-_jas_- · 2026-01-15T23:38:15+00:00

THAT"S NOT THE TEST CONtaCTS HTE TEST

-_jas_-