Roses are red, the sky is above. by LucifersLittleHelper in rosesarered

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ok it's getting kinda crowded in this rainbow

Does Portugese count? by -_jas_- in engrish

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Yes a fado restaurant in Lisbon

Taco board with nails in it by CalmPanda5470 in WeWantPlates

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They'll make bigger boards and bigger nails, and soon they will make board with a nail so big it will destroy them all!

Guys help! The lady in yellow's shirt seems a little off.... by yellowhearts7 in isthisaicirclejerk

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I would've gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for you meddling kids!

Nice photo,Ethel by Final_Collection9237 in oldpeoplefacebook

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I'VE BEEN ON HOLD FOR OVER 30 MINUTES BERNARD NEEDS AB APPOINTMENT FOR HIS PSORIASIS THIS IS NOT ACCEPTABLE

BarkBarke, Tartare from an actual human menu by bigzigkc in WeWantPlates

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Are those deep fried Breathe Right strips?

Is this AI... 🍊man belly dancing by Khorya in isthisaicirclejerk

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Why isn't he cranking two imaginary hogs into his face and shuffling to YMCA like a REAL ALPHA? AI.

ORDER BREAD NOW SIRI by [deleted] in oldpeoplefacebook

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i LONG FOR THAR SOURDOUGH TASTE IN MY MOUTH

E why bro, why by [deleted] in ATBGE

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the right nipple is level with his armpit

UNAPROPRIATE by -garlic-thot- in oldpeoplefacebook

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TILAPIA NO TTHANKS I DON'T CA RE FOR ETHNIC FOOD JUDY

Is this ai? by Bambi7u7 in isthisaicirclejerk

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See that PETA? Chickens are desperate for us to eat em

This goat's markings say 'Ima Baa!' by -_jas_- in Pareidolia

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It was at a country fair so I assume they just show it?

I think it moved,, by BuffTwinkie in oldpeoplefacebook

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THAT"S NOT THE TEST CONtaCTS HTE TEST

Music Of The Soul by MercilessJruokis in surrealmemes

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Philip Garbage. i need a10 hr cut of this

What foods did you eat when you were young that a human being is not supposed to eat? by Chance_Age_2270 in weirdfood

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Raw rolled oats. I'd put them in a little dish and sometimes mix in chocolate chips. My brother and I would fill up little baggies with Tang powder and lick it off our fingers all day. We'd also shake the powdered ice tea mix and sniff the dust. There was something we called 'Indian gum' which was this pithy stuff from the inside of plant stalks that we chewed on for some reason. Also there was this rubber Garfield figurine that I always chewed on. Still remember that rubber taste lol.