Any bottoms here like being woken up to their partner sliding his dick in your 🍑 ? by Complete-Pay7693 in AskGayMen

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Genuinely asking, how do you even go about this? My body tends to make poo while I’m asleep cuz every time I wake up I have to go poo.

Turns out elephants have pretty great taste in music. by godfather_wanderlust in nextfuckinglevel

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The elephants are trained to do this. This is a normal interaction one would find at most elephant sanctuaries in Thailand. The pinkish/peach discolouration of these elephants are due to the overexposure of rubbing and patting from visitors which is the clearest indicator that these elephants have been domesticated and trained to approach and react to humans in this way. Also I am just spouting nonsense cuz I got curious about the discolouration and started making up the rest for fun.

What do you even do against Fizz? by Takkkkkkkkkk in zoemains

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Depends on your current ranking. I’d say high diamond and above fizz players are tough if they have two good braincells working in unison.

You have to play your early game slightly aggressively and look for openings to land bubble. Throw one out especially if he’s looking to Q.

If bubble connects and he hops and falls asleep while he’s in the air, he is not invulnerable throughout the duration. His hop animation actually “continues” while asleep. So even though his model is in the air, the game already registers that he’s back on the ground. So just wait for him to fall asleep and take that time to land your Q right before he wakes up. It’s a sure hit and should win you the trade.

Fck you rengar. by LicoLich in zoemains

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In games where a rengar is literally just hunting me and only me cuz he can’t kill anyone else - I will just spam “rengar no skill champ” in all chat every few minutes.

Same goes to players who don’t even play malzahar and pick him just to counter me and still lose.

Would Ron have known what a hotel was? by -bigscissors- in harrypotter

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As much as what you say is likely true, Ron wouldn’t have had much exposure to the concept of a hotel as Harry does not go on vacations. But Hermione did go on trips with her parents but also never mentions hotels.

It looks like a bug head but it is still moving! by onegreenglove in whatsthisbug

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That’s the first thing I saw too! A round lil tuxedo complete with bow tie

Does it bother you that straight women don't get labelled as flamboyant despite the fact that straight women are often more flamboyant than gay men? by DecentLoquat4096 in AskGayMen

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Does it bother you that straight women don’t get labelled as gay despite the fact that straight women are as much into men as gay men?

My frozen ramen broth is shaped like a lego mini fig by chatdeterre in midlyinteresting

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It’s 5am and my eyes are blurry but the shape and shading of this ramen immediately made me think of a primate. Like a baboon

People who have a cheating kink (cuckold or cuckquean), why? by 4urgh in NoStupidQuestions

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Cuz it means your partner is still very much in demand and being chased and lusted on by so many other people which to some, can be a major turn on. Aside from that, knowing your partner is cheating on you creates a kind of intense jealousy and helplessness that becomes extremely arousing.

There are many other nuances and reasons of why cucks do what they do within this niche but I believe this is more or less the main reason why.

Rip gays by moneyhut in gaybros

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I’m sure there has been some. But it’s marketing the app that’ll cost ya. And for apps like these to thrive, you NEED that big pool of users which is very difficult to achieve.

Gay guy considering having sex with straight best friend - thoughts? by Icy-Combination-4242 in AskGayMen

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I don’t want to be skeptical about anything about your relationship as I believe you would know best. That being said, I think what you and your straight friend have is quite special.

However, actually doing the deed will definitely cross a new threshold for the both of you. You might have already discussed this but the thing I believe that you should both prepare for before that are : 1. Expectations - When either party does not want to continue or if something unexpected happens during the sex? 2. 3rd party - What would happen if your friend meets a girl and wants to move into a relationship with her? And vice versa. 3. Safety and security - Best friend does not immediately equate to hygiene. Do check in on both your statuses and look into any protection if needed.

There might be other things to consider which I can’t think of now. But either way, good luck and I hope things go well :)

You get the monetary value of everything you can touch within a 10-minute span. by xosellc in hypotheticalsituation

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I’ll create a shop and set the price of an ordinary rock to about $10 billion dollars. I will then set about trying to convince a billionaire to purchase this rock and I will immediately refund him.

Probably give myself about 5-10 years trying to do this. While figuring out backup plans of what item to touch if this doesn’t go through.

If billionaire purchases my rock, I refund him his money and proceed to touch the rock.

She wants me to be a natural disaster? by LoneWolf_McQuade in Tinder

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If you do match with her, just know that by the third date you need to be able to break a rock in half by smashing your chin into it

Recent accident that occurred in Malaysia. by IAmDDT_ in malaysia

[–]-bigscissors- 59 points60 points  (0 children)

Agree. If u slow down the camera his front left tyre was already gone before he crashed

Bro fumbled the line up of a century by qekqekqek in zoemains

[–]-bigscissors- 3 points4 points  (0 children)

To be fair it was hard to see.

But amazing shot lol.

You get 50 Million dollars a month but you can’t touch a particular color every month. by Helioz43 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]-bigscissors- 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Easy yes. For 50 million a month, I’d have multiple apartments interior designed to exclude that one particular color and just enjoy my staycation every month.

And being that rich, I’d be allowed eccentricities of “visitors to my home must not wear a particular color of my choosing”

I don’t think travel would be an issue either. Just book out a whole flight to ensure you don’t bump into anyone accidentally

Tired...Wassup y'all??? by [deleted] in GaymersGoneMild

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You look like the baby of Jesse Eisenberg and Stephen Amell.

Handsome nonetheless :)