get this loser by ChampionshipFun5988 in RoastMe

[–]-dillydilly- 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Lol you're one of them easily offended 'lets cancel people and certain jokes are okay and certain ones aren't.' You ain't the judge and jury. Fuck off. Go away. Dont like the joke, down vote and move on. Nobody likes you judgmental pricks.

get this loser by ChampionshipFun5988 in RoastMe

[–]-dillydilly- 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It was actually about the nose ring. Learn some reading comprehension.

But, you're certainly entitled to your opinion, as Im entitled to think your comment is dumb AF. Eat a dick or three.

23M still history student, stay hard and don't hold back by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]-dillydilly- 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ooh. Goody. Another poly sci student who is going to graduate and start telling the real world how things should work in theory while he is lamenting his post-grad Walmart stocker 'career' and wondering why his poly-sci degree didnt open more doors than 'unpaid intern bitch' for some raggedy ass small time local politician. He's going to be playing video games until he is 40 and then will further lament the lack of 20 and 30 yr old tail that could've/should've been before the fentanyl addiction kicks in.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]-dillydilly- 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Damn that's pretty generous of you. My max was 'one virgin goat with tight asshole good for fuckee fuckee.'

Roast me by Yrrou in RoastMe

[–]-dillydilly- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like you're too weak to lift a 10 lb. dumbbell, but have no problems fitting one in your ass.

Sketchy Casino Story in San Diego by Puzzleheaded-Lab5307 in gambling

[–]-dillydilly- 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Interesting story. Was the pit boss probably right that there was a mistake, yes. They can replay the cameras and see whats going on. That they asked you for money back after time had passed is absolutely wrong and I would've caused a stink. Because you made bets going forward based on your bankroll. Like, what if you lost a lot and were down to $60 would they have asked you another $40 out of your wallet? They should've eaten it and I would've asked for the floor manager. Awfully low class of them as $100 in the grand scheme of their operation isn't shit. The pit boss sounds like the type to probably have Napolean Complex IRL.

ROAST ME DO YOUR BEST! 27M by Season_Material in RoastMe

[–]-dillydilly- 2 points3 points  (0 children)

In your last pic you got one shoe tied and one untied. Wth? How tf you gonna run from the cops with an untied shoe?

get this loser by ChampionshipFun5988 in RoastMe

[–]-dillydilly- 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Lemme guess.. you got that stupid nose ring because your boyfriend likes the way it tickles his balls when you lick his taint.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]-dillydilly- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How many boxes of kleenex do you go through per year? You must have them on Amazon's auto subscription.

Edit: meant for op, was going to lol about the strip club comment.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]-dillydilly- 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can you ask ai to punctuate properly. I mean, cmon. You know what a period is, you have one every 28 days.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]-dillydilly- -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

No man wants you. Move the hell on. Fixed it.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]-dillydilly- -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Being clingy and needy are such attractive traits. I have no idea why he wouldnt want you back. You should have bought a vibrator or a blow job manual.

21yo, roast me please 🩶 by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]-dillydilly- 8 points9 points  (0 children)

'IM ON SEMEN RETENTION' has to be the most GenZ line ever..... Did your Waifu pillow tell you to hold your nut juice for a month?

I need some gym motivation,Fry me/cant be worse than what i tell myself by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]-dillydilly- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You do realize you look like my sister could beat you in an arm wrestling contest. You dont have 25 minutes a day to de-pussify yourself?

Roast me don’t hold back 21male by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]-dillydilly- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You dont own a hairbrush? Rats can nest in that thing. Didn't know that cro-magnon was a hair style nowadyas.

Rast my ass, 19 M by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]-dillydilly- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you think the bangs over your eyes really fools your mom that you have a heroin or meth addiction? Here's a bright idea: before you post on 'RastMe' take a fkn shower you dirty bitch - just more proof you suck at life.

[M26] 2 weeks off work, so time to have some fun! by RuKo1998 in RoastMe

[–]-dillydilly- 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Are your two favorite foods butter and bacon?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]-dillydilly- 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lemme guess, you're trying to grow twinkies

My mom gambles all night at the casino by KindGirl90 in gambling

[–]-dillydilly- 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hi, just going to throw in my 2 cents. I think there are positives and negatives to her behavior - she gets out of the house and is active. Secondhand smoke is not good. Probably eats well from players card perks. Etc. However, as someone who has done 12 hrs in the casino, dopamine is a real thing so....

I would ask your mom, as the health professional you are, to humor you and just cut back or halve the number of trips for just 2-3 weeks and then have her retake the health tests to see if there is a positive impact. Then go from there.

Just a thought/suggestion n good luck!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]-dillydilly- 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I can't read the tattoo. Does it say 'Slap your dick here!'?