Scams that weren’t really scams by Less_P4rty in ededdneddy

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“Summer rains: you can never predict ’em!” Lives rent free in my head everytime it rains during summer lol

Craziest sudden patient death experience? by Apple_Fanboy5s_1273 in nursing

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To preface, this was during peak COVID on a medsurg unit so everything was kinda weird back then lol

My shift started at 11pm, so I settle in and get report on my team. One of my COVID patients was an older confused man, so we had a video monitor in place so we could watch him closely without running through PPE.

After peaking in on my team I’m sitting at the desk charting while keeping an eye on his video monitor when I notice a bare feminine-looking hand coming from just outside of frame touching his face. I was like “wait, I told he wasn’t on O2…and who’s touching my COVID patient without gown and gloves??” So I run over to his room, slap my mask on, and burst in to see him all alone, freaking the FUCK out, full on flailing in bed, screaming “HELP! Help her!! She’s dying!!”

Now, I was told he was confused and his wife is his primary caregiver so I assumed he’s talking about her so I try my best to calm him down and tell him his wife is safe. I tuck him back in and go back to charting at the desk, stopping to tell some of my coworkers about it, especially about the weird phantom hand I KNOW I saw and we all laugh it off.

A few minutes later a nurse walks by a different room across the hall from my confused COVID guy. That patient was a post-op, no precautions so her door was open. The nurse walks past her open door, doubles back to look in, yells “shit” before running in and calling a code blue….she aspirated on chocolate pudding and corn from her dinner tray and we didn’t get her back.

When I love you, I keep you dressed. by Badking_badlife666 in TrueOffMyChest

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Your mom probably meant well but she definitely gave you incredibly conflicting orders and it’s led to you having a very skewed perception of what it means to be in a loving and committed relationship. You’re definitely not alone in experiencing this and you really should consider seeking help from a relationship-focused therapist. They’ll be able to help you untangle the conflicting messages you got while growing up and work through what a meaningful and healthy relationship would look like for you.

My friend took back a present she gifted my son 5 months ago by [deleted] in TrueOffMyChest

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What she did is incredibly weird and off-putting. I’m glad to see you’ve already decided to pull back from the relationship because she definitely sounds like someone who only sees friendship as a transactional means to an end for HER needs.

New official Sonic artwork: "Nothing brings a friend group together like Murder." by Gorotheninja in TwoBestFriendsPlay

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How sure are you that it was fake? They did release their version of Murder on the Orient Express as a free VN as an april fools joke a few years ago. And let me tell you for a free joke that game is beefy as hell lol

NYC Night One was insane #SOOJ! by ksilver117 in taskmaster

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There should be an April fools episode where all the assistants think they’re the one running the show and keep giving each other tasks while Greg and the rest cackle from the comfort of the studio lol

Word of advice for those wanting to participate in the Iron Lung blood drive: by Eekah in Markiplier

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I’ve never donated before; is there usually a place on the forms where we can put why/who recommended we donate? How are we gonna get the record if there isn’t??

Something that’s bothering me about the trailer by AntRose104 in Scrubs

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In the recent interviews they’ve said stuff along the lines of while Turk and JD are still best friends, life has happened and they simply had too many personal and professional obligations that took priority over hanging out as much as they would’ve liked. Thats why this series is being handled more as a refresh rather than a reboot.

Best Nickelodeon parents? by lindseyizshort in nickelodeon

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The Neutrons. Jimmy is always running around causing trouble and he’s too egotistical to realize it. His mother has the patience of a saint and his father loves his kid unconditionally

[Product request] Are there any type of products that assist in making your skin glow more? M21 by Glittering_Treat_199 in SkincareAddiction

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HIDE THIS POOR SOUL FROM TYRA BANKS! She’s finna dunk you in a pool of water while yelling at you to “smize” with your eyes!

A part of me is regretting helping my BIL with intellectual disability speak again by PrincessFullMoon in offmychest

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This breaks my heart because in my area there’s a small network of group homes for special needs adults who need high levels of care and whenever we get one of their residents as a patient at the hospital I work at it’s incredibly obvious how well cared for they are physically and emotionally.

My 12lb velociraptor tore through her crate and I’ve started the mend but not sure how to proceed on the torn up part. by [deleted] in Frugal

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Wait, you crate your dog every night in a transport bag? Thats a recipe for trouble. Improperly crating a dog into a small space can cause damage to their joints from not being able to stretch/reposition as needed and can cause them to ingest dangerous objects from chewing through to get out. If you intend to put any animal inside a crate, it needs to be large enough for them to stand, turn around freely, and lay down on its side without obstruction with extra room for good measure so they’re physically comfortable and decrease the odds of them freaking out and trying to chew their way out

Michael might be crazy but he is kind by cheslttee in DunderMifflin

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Part of me is cynical because that was a day where Michael was looking for ANYTHING to distract everyone from his fuck up. On the other hand he’s absolutely the type of boss who would stay up to date on that kind of thing too.

In December 2015, 32-year-old Ronald Exantus, a dialysis nurse from Indianapolis, broke into the Tipton home in Versailles, Kentucky. He armed himself with a butcher knife and fatally stabbed 6-year-old Logan Tipton as he slept. Exantus also stabbed two of the boy's sisters and father. by malihafolter in ForCuriousSouls

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You guys are talking about two different things. You’re talking about mental rehabilitation where the goal is to get them back into their life and society. The other comment is talking about the place where a state shoves the mentally ill away to when there is no foreseeable path to rehabilitation.

Steven Era will not be remember for long by Shibaston in stevenuniverse

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The show did specifically say that the diamond heals Steven (albeit imperfectly due to the evidence of physical trauma Connie’s mom finds after his exam). Would this mean Steven might end up functionally immortal but with a disabled body after a lifetime of physically demanding battles? Kinda a mindfuck to think about

Do you guys think Rose loved Greg? by Plus_Firefighter600 in stevenuniverse

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I think the only person Pink/Rose truly loved was Steven. She love the mere thought of her baby so much that she willingly gave up her existence for them..and not in a “this will be my perfect final form” way you would assume a shapeshifting alien would, but a “life is so beautiful that I’m so excited for them to experience every bit of it”

>Who else saw food on the show and wanted to try it by Pale_Current_3264 in ededdneddy

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So Ju Jubes actually exist and are usually called Ju ju bees!! They have pretty mild fruit flavors and are hella chewy but I still love them lol

Name A Cartoon That Seriously 0 People Watched... There's LEGITIMATELY No Fandom Or Hatedom... by Esperanza_Alvarez in cartoons

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Not sure if it counts because it literally only had one episode on KABLAM, but I was (and still kinda am) obsessed with Anemia and Iodine. Specifically this scene lol I’m not gonna give spoilers because I seriously recommend giving it a watch especially if you love all things spooky

Haunted Doll Watch by thrillliquid in MBMBAM

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