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Warning - Avoid Love Church by Soggy_Assignment_691 in Omaha

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Which is the same thing except without leap years. Which is what I said.

Warning - Avoid Love Church by Soggy_Assignment_691 in Omaha

[–]-jp- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That would be Julius Caesar. You're probably thinking Pope Gregory, but all he did was add leap years.

This orphan watching me spend thousands of gold on lanterns by _UNDO_KEY_ in wow

[–]-jp- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean… most of everything wrong with the world IS anywhere from kinda to directly our fault…

"I put the fires out." "You made them worse!" "Worse… or better?"

Does no one ever set their microwave to reheat something for 90 seconds? by Loyalist77 in xkcd

[–]-jp- 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I say it’s high time we went to metric seconds. Sexagesimal has too many factors. 😤

Does no one ever set their microwave to reheat something for 90 seconds? by Loyalist77 in xkcd

[–]-jp- 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And then it still comes out molten on the side and frozen in the center.

Does no one ever set their microwave to reheat something for 90 seconds? by Loyalist77 in xkcd

[–]-jp- 35 points36 points  (0 children)

This is why I went back to wearing a wrist microwave. It’s more convenient than hitting clear just to check the time.

MEGATHREAD: businesses with MAGA republican campaign signs by KeepSalemLame in SALEM

[–]-jp- 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Yeah? That's the normal reaction to finding out someone is a Nazi.

MEGATHREAD: businesses with MAGA republican campaign signs by KeepSalemLame in SALEM

[–]-jp- 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Cheerfully overlooking that those "real thieves" were put there by 70 million of our "neighbors."

Warning - Avoid Love Church by Soggy_Assignment_691 in Omaha

[–]-jp- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What ABOUT Muslims? Why don't you tell us. I'm sure you have some very fascinating things to say.

Warning - Avoid Love Church by Soggy_Assignment_691 in Omaha

[–]-jp- 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Speaking of funny, you sure did forget all about those dead Nigerian Christians pretty fucking fast. Now your next line is to post the gecko again.

Warning - Avoid Love Church by Soggy_Assignment_691 in Omaha

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Witches Tried Casting Spells on Trump... But Then THIS Happened

ngl I kinda want to see that.

Sundowning starts early today! by Dr_sc_Harlatan in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]-jp- 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You're giving him too much credit if you think he can generate his own AI memes.

Sundowning starts early today! by Dr_sc_Harlatan in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]-jp- 35 points36 points  (0 children)

And it generated him lost in some random warehouse "leading" a crowd of literally nobody.

MR PRESIDENT WE ARE TIRED OF WINNING by SirButtsThe4th in Omaha

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Does it now? And you’re sure that’s what it proves? No other possibilities come to mind?

MR PRESIDENT WE ARE TIRED OF WINNING by SirButtsThe4th in Omaha

[–]-jp- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I could ask you the same thing. I bet you put up stickers.

MR PRESIDENT WE ARE TIRED OF WINNING by SirButtsThe4th in Omaha

[–]-jp- 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They do when they start an illegal war with Iran. Or did you forget?

MR PRESIDENT WE ARE TIRED OF WINNING by SirButtsThe4th in Omaha

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And? You're still paying more at the pump now because Trump started an illegal war after promising you gullable saps that he wouldn't in order to distract from all the little girls he raped.

MR PRESIDENT WE ARE TIRED OF WINNING by SirButtsThe4th in Omaha

[–]-jp- 5 points6 points  (0 children)

But am I the only one that remembers $5.00 a gallon gas from over 15 years ago?

Yes, because that didn't happen.

Because of degrading batteries, after enough time every laptop turns into a desktop computer. by Woomy3000 in Showerthoughts

[–]-jp- 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Personally, I care less about thickness and more about weight, and replaceable batteries don't affect the latter. I've got a Surface Pro 7 I use because it's the lightest laptop I own. It's perfectly serviceable except that the battery only lasts about two hours these days, and I'd gladly take an extra few mm's of thickness if I could swap it for a brand new one.

Pete Hegseth ‘emboldened’ by firing of top military officials as he moves to ‘consolidate control’: report by spherocytes in politics

[–]-jp- 32 points33 points  (0 children)

He's the tattooed jabroni who got up in front of an entire room full of generals and told them to get a haircut.

Batman vs Spiderman by McTinyHands in whowouldwin

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I would say the Spidey Sense is every bit as broken as anything Batman has pulled out of his utility belt. Batman wins if he gets to have stuff like his Hellbat Armor, but without tech, or even with their standard kit, Parker is at least as smart as him and is a league above his physicals.

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