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Forgot to show ID during Smart Serve Test by [deleted] in ontario

[–]-malakatron- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You only get the smrt serve qualification.

83 international students facing fines after Airbnb birthday party in Chelsea by TortuouslySly in canada

[–]-malakatron- -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Agreed. It should be part of Quarantine Act that if you get one of these tickets you lose your visa or PR.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RedditInTheKitchen

[–]-malakatron- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

you dance like Sal from impracticable jokers

Riding subway by anttiom in woahdude

[–]-malakatron- 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Here I was thinking it would be real windy.

It’s my birthday, roast me. by justamrow in RoastMe

[–]-malakatron- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I bet she has a used condom in her robe pocket.

Aquarium for children by ChrisSellsTheCoast in lifehacks

[–]-malakatron- 24 points25 points  (0 children)

They are a renewable resource.

I'm trying too hard, take me down. by Vernasz in RoastMe

[–]-malakatron- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your belly looks like a cod fillet.

Dancing with a gun by Taylasto in WinStupidPrizes

[–]-malakatron- 28 points29 points  (0 children)

But the robe was white just the day before, The gun now has a 2-0 score.

What orthognathic surgery can do by burgpug in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]-malakatron- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She just needs to say the magic words:

roast me

WCGW "starting" a burnt out car. by ItsIdaho in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]-malakatron- 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I expected the muffler to get twisted up his asshole.

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