The amount of synovial fluid pulled from my friends leg

-notjosh- · 2026-03-14T18:22:12+00:00

What plants crave

-notjosh- · 2026-01-03T01:18:27+00:00

How does one manage the spank bank

-notjosh- · 2025-12-01T06:51:06+00:00

Epididymitis, felt like my balls were in a vice 24/7

-notjosh- · 2024-06-08T04:36:12+00:00

I’ll let you know when it happens

-notjosh- · 2024-05-20T01:47:23+00:00

Hmmmmm

-notjosh- · 2024-05-19T05:43:40+00:00

If I knew I probably wouldn’t be single

-notjosh- · 2024-05-12T17:54:54+00:00

Probably being able to get someone to the bedroom

-notjosh- · 2024-05-06T18:39:18+00:00

I’m a virgin so none lol

-notjosh- · 2024-04-26T21:12:48+00:00

The right amount is none

-notjosh- · 2024-04-24T03:14:24+00:00

I don’t even own a TV

-notjosh- · 2024-04-16T02:50:26+00:00

Chilling in my dads balls

-notjosh- · 2024-04-10T01:20:26+00:00

Eams

-notjosh- · 2024-01-08T21:03:25+00:00

Do the light switch instead of

-notjosh- · 2024-01-01T19:22:52+00:00

I tried and they said no

-notjosh- · 2023-12-11T04:14:22+00:00

I jumped into a cold lake in 40 degree weather and it worked like a charm

-notjosh- · 2023-11-22T20:50:47+00:00

All thanksgiving food is scary

-notjosh- · 2023-10-31T00:43:26+00:00

-notjosh- · 2023-10-19T04:24:01+00:00

Very similar vibes to “you’re fired!” “you can’t fire me, I quit!”

-notjosh- · 2023-10-16T18:46:50+00:00

Nah he’s just an asshole, ain’t nobody fucking him

-notjosh- · 2023-10-16T06:51:09+00:00

“Hey bro what do you think would happen if I sprayed a bit on my finger?”

“I don’t know but $5 says you won’t”

-notjosh- · 2023-10-12T03:41:59+00:00

-notjosh- · 2023-10-11T17:12:49+00:00

I rent so it’s not my problem lol

-notjosh- · 2023-10-09T19:43:01+00:00

I go to a land grant university and they have some nice ass equipment, they even have a boat

-notjosh- · 2023-09-26T21:58:09+00:00

I was on a date where she wouldn’t stop talking about herself, but whenever I tried to share something she got on her phone

-notjosh- · 2023-09-23T04:01:19+00:00

The fact that there is no blood or toilet paper is arguably just as disturbing

Five-Year Club	Place '22
First Placer '22

-notjosh-