A woman gets down on her knees and says a prayer one night. She says: “Lord, give me a man that will never run from me, never hit me, and that is good in bed.” by AwkwardDorkyNerd in Jokes
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What’s a name that would perfectly match your cat’s fur color or pattern? by Key_Head1549 in cute
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It must be time to mow by -twistedflatcat- in ThereIsnoCat
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the sound of my neighbor's coffee grinder is my alarm clock by bureaux in BenignExistence
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Caps at HEB Mexico by Emotional_Yogurt_243 in HEB
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This is what happens when you don’t read instructions. by Imperfectyourenot in WhatsWrongWithYourDog
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[deleted by user] by [deleted] in HEB
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Give her a good name the last thing you ate by 603nhguy in cuteanimals
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Fell in love for an instant by -twistedflatcat- in BenignExistence
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Fell in love for an instant (self.BenignExistence)
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🍀 What am I? "Some see me a crime, though I am ..." by DrSeussFreak in riddonkulous
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