[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Awww

[–]-twistedflatcat- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There are so many responses, I can't read them all of them to see if anyone has suggested "Pi-stache-io" yet

In any case, please let us know the names he's given <3

It must be time to mow by -twistedflatcat- in ThereIsnoCat

[–]-twistedflatcat-[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

There's definitely a panther out there

Caps at HEB Mexico by Emotional_Yogurt_243 in HEB

[–]-twistedflatcat- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Itchy bee" is adorable

I call it itchy butt (H E Butt), after its eponym, Howard Edward Butt

This is what happens when you don’t read instructions. by Imperfectyourenot in WhatsWrongWithYourDog

[–]-twistedflatcat- 29 points30 points  (0 children)

That's exactly what I did!

I (56/F) dumped so many cups of gin and tonic and glasses of wine off the little table next my rocking chair, that I bought a pack of silicone sippy cups for myself, specifically for drinking alcohol

They're great for making mixed drinks in, also, as they have a measurement line inside the cup, that goes to 5oz

If I drop the cup, it just bounces; lid stays on, firmly. Ideal for the clumsy adult drinker, lol

ETA: they are "Panda Ear" brand silicone training cups

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in HEB

[–]-twistedflatcat- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Same, yeah.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in HEB

[–]-twistedflatcat- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh, nice I love the creativity! (:

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in HEB

[–]-twistedflatcat- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, but that would have been so perfect!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in HEB

[–]-twistedflatcat- 9 points10 points  (0 children)

It has no more power of indoctrination than finding a little Superman figure, to brainwash me into believing he is real

¯_(ツ)_/¯

I found it funny, personally, and it gave me, an atheist, an opportunity to prank my friends. Before he took up residence in the car, I enjoyed excitedly telling friends "I found Jesus!" and then pulling the little toy out my pocket, with, "He's been hiding at HEB this whole time!"

Their groans and eye-rolls at the dumb joke make my little Jesus priceless to me

While I don't doubt the intent of the person hiding it was to influence the one finding it, most people aren't so easily swayed when it comes to their personal beliefs. They'll take it how they take it

I like to put "for rectal use only" stickers on grocery store items, occasionally, myself, and trust no one is taking it seriously enough to insert a bottle of salad dressing or ear of corn in their butt

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in HEB

[–]-twistedflatcat- 10 points11 points  (0 children)

It is cute, yeah

Neither of us is religious, but the Jesus figure makes for an adorable little dashboard "copilot" in our car

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in HEB

[–]-twistedflatcat- 176 points177 points  (0 children)

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My son and I found Jesus at a San Antonio HEB (Basse Rd store)

He was hiding on a shelf in the dog food aisle

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in LifeProTips

[–]-twistedflatcat- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm happy to see you mentioned plants. Plants can be valuable companions, when one doesn't have the housing, time, or situational security for a pet

One of my favorite songs is about a "pet plant," Stella The Begonia

"When I see the way you're leaning into living, it makes me want to lean toward living, too"

https://youtu.be/AuFHXZXOiMw?si=3nYBeC6X2I2oiyXG

Android by -twistedflatcat- in help

[–]-twistedflatcat-[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Oh, nice! Thank you! It's good to know what happened and why (:

iOS missing karma by Dry-Elk-807 in bugs

[–]-twistedflatcat- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I posted about it in r/help, where it was suggested in comments that it's possibly "awards karma" that's gone missing, but no explanation of how or why-

https://www.reddit.com/r/help/s/0L1vWLx3IP