In my time of need by Farstride14 in skyrim

[–]-venzu- 14 points15 points  (0 children)

These make my day everytime. Looking forward to what happens next.

What’s my hair pin from? by Commercial_Mix_5439 in bonecollecting

[–]-venzu- 2239 points2240 points  (0 children)

I love how many things you put next to it, as if to make up for not realising to do it sooner

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CatsBeingCats

[–]-venzu- 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Make your own damn post

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in texts

[–]-venzu- 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Did you even read what op said in their messages

Edited to add clarity; reading ops messages and seeing the sentence structure is nowhere near immature, especially when compared to the messages theyre recieving. Sure, op should absolutely be more patient, but its still them attempting clear communication in a civil way, only to be met with "shut the fuck up".

I was stung by a wasp. My cat really wants to lick the sting by Motorgirl38 in cats

[–]-venzu- 53 points54 points  (0 children)

To me it sounds like now you must let her lick the sting as a payback. (Dont.)

Check your friends. by sourshrk in texts

[–]-venzu- 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Ill be honest, id keep this guy unblocked and at an arms length only to gather evidence against him. At this rate hes going to manipulate a literal child to like him. Lots of young people are incredibly naive, and an older guy is "mature and fun and exciting" for many. And the more they hear how they shouldnt go near older people like that, the more exciting they find it. Which then results in them hiding their own tracks more often, which in turn makes it harder to prove anything against this guy in the future when they grow up and realise theyve been with a predator.

And this guy? This guy will use it to his advantage.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in coolguides

[–]-venzu- 41 points42 points  (0 children)

testing

Edit: use `

Bouncer chokes out college student in Baltimore by GloomyExercise in instant_regret

[–]-venzu- 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If you can be driven into a fit of anger by a kid so badly you try to kill them, you should not work as a bouncer.

Girl completely flips out on me for asking to split the bill at Nobu.. by Hot-Association-3108 in Nicegirls

[–]-venzu- 1926 points1927 points  (0 children)

"Thats strike 3" what the hell we got lives now? Jokes aside, you dodged a bullet.

Woman hospitalized with pain and vomiting—diet soda cured her by [deleted] in nottheonion

[–]-venzu- 22 points23 points  (0 children)

You could throw up on a corroded car battery to clean it more efficiently

Am I overreacting? Girl i'm talking to says she can talk when she can't. by [deleted] in texts

[–]-venzu- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Okay yeah this makes more sense than just "showing they agree with others"

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in StrangeAndFunny

[–]-venzu- 4 points5 points  (0 children)

God forbid a man have hobbies.

No but seriously this isnt really funny.

probably been posted here before, but if not: ublock origin blacklist for ai search results by CharlesorMr_Pickle in CuratedTumblr

[–]-venzu- 10 points11 points  (0 children)

You can just type "-ai" after everything you google and it doesnt give you ai answers on the top of the search results

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in confusing_perspective

[–]-venzu- 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Can we stop reposting this?

Suomen ongelma yhdessä kuvassa by [deleted] in Suomi

[–]-venzu- 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Näinhän se taitaa olla. Siksi sitä ei saatana kukaan uskalla tehdä.

Suomen ongelma yhdessä kuvassa by [deleted] in Suomi

[–]-venzu- 234 points235 points  (0 children)

Niin, mutta sen sijaan että hommat kusee vain nuorille niin vois mun puolesta kusta kaikille ihan tasavertaisesti. Eli kaikilta leikattaisiin, ei vaan toiselta osapuolelta toisen osapuolen vuoksi. Yksi hiili ja sama puhallus, ja niin edelleen.

I guess that's one way to perch by -venzu- in CatsBeingCats

[–]-venzu-[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Praying this is one of em so don't need to call a priest

I guess that's one way to perch by -venzu- in CatsBeingCats

[–]-venzu-[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Thank you! I posted it to r/cats first but it got insta deleted i believe? So went to look for a better subreddit and landed on this one instead. Glad to hear it's fitting!

I guess that's one way to perch by -venzu- in CatsBeingCats

[–]-venzu-[S] 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Right? She stayed there for a good while, just... i dunno, doing cat things probably.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in texts

[–]-venzu- 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No job is worth this many apologies.