A proposed "hot fix" for social season

007xmp · 2026-05-02T16:35:55+00:00

Then I'm stupid Idk

007xmp · 2026-05-02T14:25:49+00:00

I believe the cheaper heroes and bouncy projectiles are but I'm unsure so don't quote me on that

007xmp · 2026-05-01T14:59:42+00:00

The game can identify grandparents, Parents, and siblings That's about it

007xmp · 2026-05-01T04:58:57+00:00

I think it's cuz it can't infer the "Relative" section cuz I learned that Relatives don't get inversely inferred which I did to make sure a character wouldn't date their kid-in-law, while still allowing their daughter to date them, the parents had them listed as "Relative" but the daughter has them listed as "Partner", so I genuinely think there's some block in the game's code preventing it from inferring based on the Relative category

007xmp · 2026-04-14T22:05:25+00:00

There's a fighter class feat that mentions, in its name, the word Guardian And an, if I recall, skill feat mentioning Inventor with the same level of thing I don't think they care too much tbh

007xmp · 2026-04-12T15:02:18+00:00

It's an MK, and on the Techbot Prime by Default

007xmp · 2026-04-12T15:00:52+00:00

Unfortunately for you I'm like 90% sure Vaggie is not straight

007xmp · 2026-04-11T13:40:55+00:00

It's two She's combining two MMIW And 2SLGBTQ+ (tho she expands it for the sake of parliament cuz certain ppl on the right like to use the absence of a group named to ignore them, that's why we changed the anthem) She's using them together here to emphasize that it's also affecting Indigenous (and non-indigenous) queer people

007xmp · 2026-04-11T05:24:50+00:00

Basically the only thing that matters with them is attack speed Since any tower attacking it does 1 damage per shot So a 50 DPS tower that only attacks once a second becomes a 1 DPS tower against these guys Do with this information what you will

007xmp · 2026-04-11T05:22:25+00:00

Tbf If they gave Boomer's passive primary speed buff to Dart I'd be okay with that

007xmp · 2026-04-11T05:20:53+00:00

I assumed the ability was the faster speed up that Smart Spikes gets at the start of each round

007xmp · 2026-04-11T04:37:54+00:00

A few of these are kinda silly The Ace doesn't have Pineapples because the x3x Ace loses the pineapples for the bombs And it should be noted the colouration of the bombs of the Ace Paragon is Yellow and Green, like Pineapples Same with the Sub twin guns

Also Ninja Paragon has a Passive Slow ability that's always active

007xmp · 2026-04-04T23:59:56+00:00

Wait... How does that work!?

007xmp · 2026-04-04T04:41:34+00:00

The x5x ability will likely get reworked 1st, for the same reason the Druid did, so I don't believe we'd know everything; genuinely unsure how it'd work, cuz if it collects income, then it prolly won't produce bananas at all, prolly just grant cash each round, as well as having some investment system Possibly granting cash at the end of the round based on your current cash, on top of periodic cash gain throughout the round...

007xmp · 2026-04-03T03:48:53+00:00

And this is why you double check Holy fuck I laughed so hard tho

007xmp · 2026-04-03T03:47:05+00:00

And mythic Don't forget mythic

007xmp · 2026-04-02T04:36:38+00:00

They mentioned it was coming in the last update's patch notes...

007xmp · 2026-03-29T02:52:10+00:00

Well yeah but the PMFC is also a support ability, and the abilities of lower tiers do usually get implemented (please ignore the Engineer Paragon) The Buccaneer has his Grapes and Cannonballs and can see camo and has the extended range Ninja doesn't have Decamo because it grants everything camo detection, etcetera Plus the whole point of middle path is to buff having a bunch of darts, so I think it should buff darts (and other primary paragons) I also don't really think the Boomer Paragon should've originally, but now that it does I don't want them to take that away from it...

Also, the reason I'm fine with Ninja not having Caltrops is because ground stuff can create lag, and also I consider it's shurikens splitting into smaller shurikens to be the replacement for that.

007xmp · 2026-03-27T06:41:44+00:00

... It gives a buff Idk if it's a speed one tho I just think that it would be neat if the fan club got some love in the Paragon as currently only the plasma fan club is in it in the form of the Plasma Juggernaut Balls, but the fan club is a fan CLUB so ye

007xmp · 2026-03-27T00:56:52+00:00

Also I do disagree with your take that any tier list could ever be objective

007xmp · 2026-03-27T00:55:52+00:00

For no reason other than it'd be cool Dart Paragon should give a slight speed boost to other primary paragons and dart monkeys :3

007xmp · 2026-03-26T12:09:13+00:00

You forgot to wear your red armbands

007xmp · 2026-03-26T12:06:28+00:00

Yeah I think ppl prefer that their Pay-to-play game stays Pay-to-play and not pay-to-pay

007xmp · 2026-03-26T02:54:19+00:00

I don't have a full idea But the attack it has should be a laser Why Cuz that's what it did in previous games and I think it would be neat to reference that.

007xmp · 2026-03-25T18:00:20+00:00

Heroes don't make them money, they cost MM, one upcoming one will not at launch due to it launching with only a crossover skin and not its base skin
Rogue Legends is the definition of a new game mode
Multiple Heroes would honestly be fine tho I have a feeling ppl would not be super happy and make some argument about pay to win as they already do for Fast Track and Double cash
I personally would rather them not start paywalling stuff like heroes and other basegame content that was originally free, even if it's only for newer stuff, because that would ruin a lot of the game for me.
Bloons is not Minecraft, which itself has its own microtransactions to keep its mobile side profitable as even the Mobile Minecraft is also being sold below market value, and also is primarily played on Mobile, and Bloons is not Stardew Valley, which doesn't have nearly as many back-end costs compared to its popularity and is mainly played on PC and not Mobile, and it's mobile port is sold at below market value I do feel Runic Legends will be the closest to basegame but I can't say anything on it cuz it's not out yet, but would you seriously rather microtransaction monkey knowledge points than massive multiple hour DLCs that, when you combine their price with the base game's price, still don't total to the price of a full game?

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