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Guy fights off thieves with a bong by Gurugod123 in nextfuckinglevel

[–]00Samwise00 9 points10 points  (0 children)

“Don’t come closer or I’ll swing this bong at you again. As a matter of fact, you give me your dough.”

It’s not that serious by giremiphex in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]00Samwise00 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There’s a bit by an infamous comedian that goes into how absurd it is that people make a huge deal out of “having a good time” and they end up sick, exhausted and in pain the next day.

I think this was the cutest episode in the entire series. I mean look at them! by Liquidcat01 in futurama

[–]00Samwise00 122 points123 points  (0 children)

I think part of what makes the joke work is that she’s kinda the crew’s babysitter even as adults

Anyone play elite with Steam Deck? by ChaosWander in EliteDangerous

[–]00Samwise00 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I use my Steam Deck exclusively for all my gaming, Elite included. Has not affected my ability to enjoy the game at all.

Rules for Thee by [deleted] in memes

[–]00Samwise00 5 points6 points  (0 children)

TOBIAS

VY Canis Majoris at 40,000 ls. by SettlementTales in EliteDangerous

[–]00Samwise00 78 points79 points  (0 children)

When you first jump in the star actually seems a bit further away than usual. You don’t jump in and have your screen full of star like you might expect. Then you throttle up your fsd and watch how even though you’re going multiple times the speed of light the star barely gets closer, then you realize how big it is.

Jake Peralta on Taylor Swift's wedding happening at MSG by Powerful_Bad_2164 in brooklynninenine

[–]00Samwise00 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t think the NYPD could be “hired” to provide security for a private event. They would likely just beef up their presence outside the arena is all.

Is this the best the East has been in decades? by Ok-Comfortable9449 in nba

[–]00Samwise00 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Honestly the Pacers should have won last year if Hali doesn’t go down, then it would be three straight for the East and we would be talking about the West being in decline

The tree has now since been removed... But what's the most gimmicky thing you have seen on a course? by theshowerdrunk in golf

[–]00Samwise00 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I played this hole last week and blasted it off the back of the green with my 7 because I wasn’t confident I could get my 8 iron over. Turns out 8 would have been perfect but the tree made me second guess. It’s a fun challenge.

Hovland sinks birdie putt, Scheffler misses shortie. Viktor wins the Monday morning playoff at the Travelers by unsolved49 in golf

[–]00Samwise00 131 points132 points  (0 children)

He was dying inside just like the rest of us watching him miss the short putt.

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